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That’s ME, Cindy Daniel my twin Wendy Wortham and our friend BRE:)
I have been a merchandiser for 15+ years, for various companies.
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cindy daniel identical twin sister to wendy wortham
Oh the stories I could tell about the folks here, at walmart!!! I have my own #cindyism for them, and brother, some of these folks, REALLY do NEED it!
I took merchandising gigs, because of the flexible hours, and I have been raising my grand twins AKA The little Pawners for 11 years now, since their birth, and I still can earn EXTRA income:)
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Myself, as well as the little Pawners, Makenna and Maryssa Mahaney, work with my twin sister, Wendy Wortham, as well, at BOTH her companies, Texas twins events AND the pawning planners. And YES I am the hillbilly of this TEAM:)!
If you ask me about MY twin, here’s some examples of the responses, you WILL get,
Hey man I just work here,
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#cindyism “just because I am milking the COW, doesn’t mean I OWN the DAIRY”
“Just because I am plowing the FIELD, doesn’t mean I OWN the farm”
My twin is the BOSS, on MOST of our adventures:)
I TRY to raise my grand twins with MANNERS and WISH everybody else would do the same with their young! I use mam and sir often, because if you respect me, your gonna get respect in return:)
#grandmas wisdom, those TWO get it often, wether they want it, or not!
Example, the little twins come barging into the kitchen,”meme where are OUR flip flops”? My reply #cindyism “even a BLIND HOG, can find the feeding trough, SOMETIMES, granny doesn’t wear YOUR shoes:) and if your too LAZY to LOOK for them, WHY should I”? Yup we have to make them responsible, YOUNG:D
And good, bad or ugly feeling, I head off to MY merchandising gig:
#cindyism “you CANT profit from the HARVEST, if you DONT plant the CROP”
because, during the “rainy” season here, in Texas, my arthritis got me feeling like, “I fell OFF the TRACTOR, and got RUN over, by the PLOW”
This Grandma makes MOST of their clothing, and ALL of their accessories, like jewelry and head bands.
The “little twins, are my pride and joy!
And on MY way to my merchandising gig FUNNY things happen TOO!
Example #1, Heading to my merchandising job, stopped at walgreens, looking for hot flash Meds lol! A teenager approaches and ask “can I help you”? Me “looking for HOT FLASH suppliments” her “huh”? Ummm yea
#cindyism “how you gonna DRIVE the chuck wagon, when you don’t even know, how to COOK” ( don’t try give ADVICE on things you don’t really KNOW or UNDERSTAND)
Because….. She “PULLED a chair out, at my DINING table, uninvited, when she SAW, the department, I was in…….
(Just because “EVERYBODY has a MAILBOX, doesn’t mean I “invited” them to “check” mine) some folks are just NOSEY and BOSSY
Example #2, I was helping my buddy, a walmart associate, stock shampoo. A LOREAL rep walks up in HIGH heels and a MINI skirt! We both look at each other. She looks at us and says, “yea you NEED to stock these cases for ME” my response?
#cindyism “hey you ain’t the MAIN attraction at THIS petting ZOO honey” and we ain’t here to either PET or FEED you” and furthermore “NOT our luggage NOT our TRIP”
Example #3, Walmart folks love to give ADVICE, a shopper waltzes over to me and says, “you need to be stocking items over here” my response
#cindyism “hey LADY, how you gonna be MY TRAIL boss, on this RANCH? Because I SURE didn’t open the GATE and INVITE you in” (don’t be BOSSING me around, when you don’t even know, what your talking about) she just stood there, like a DEER, caught in the headlights! And that finally closed her “fly catcher” ( mouth)
Don’t get me WRONG, I am FULL of southern hospitality, but if you “pull a chair, up to my DINNER table, uninvited, you MAY get a response, you DONT like”
Example #4, A lady walks up and ask where something is, so I proceed to show her, another lady walks up and says “I need your help, over here” well I told her, let me help this lady, who approached me FIRST, she gets mad and starts cussing, walking off.
#cindyism “some folks ain’t WORTH the SALT it would take, to JERKY them”
You can’t make EVERYONE happy, but SOME of these folks DO put a smile on my face!
Example #5, leaving my merchandising gig, had to sign the vendor book, some loudmouth at customer service cussing out cashier! Bragging about how much SHE spends there????! SERIOUSLY, oh brother!
#cindyism “no matter how much MONEY you HAVE honey, CASH sure DONT BUY CLASS, so PLEASE, STOP making an A$$ out of yourself”
#cindyism “some folks are so STUCK UP, it reminds me of a PEZ candy dispenser, broken, in the open position” we are ALL equal, nobody better than the other:) kindness is FREE my friends! And so is a good LAUGH:) lol!
Sometimes..,,,,,,
#cindyism “I would RATHER slap a Cowboys face, with a WAD of CHEWING tobacco IN IT!”
Example #6, A while back, I went with sister to file papers, and so, I am waiting on sister in car at courthouse, this guy walks up, I am thinking he wants MONEY, but NO! He opens up his COAT to FLASH ME!!!! And ask, am I SURPRISED???? My reply, NOPE, in fact I am DISSAPOINTED, that you would think something so SMALL, is worth a SHOW!
#cindyism “you pulled a CHAIR up to MY table, friend, so NOW YOU can LISTEN to MY PRAYER” God bless the INNOCENT you approach, and God bless YOU as well, so that you may get the HELP, you are OBVIOUSLY in need of!
So you see???? #cindyism can happen ANYWHERE!
Life as a merchandiser, in WALMART, yea it’s FUNNY!
Sometimes, I wonder if the CIRCUS is in town, because, so many CLOWNS are shopping at walmart!
Example #7, During my gig, I went to the back room looking for stuff, some ANGRY vendor ask “where’s YOUR badge”??!! So I FLASH it! And a SMILE:) she doesn’t even work in the DEPARTMENT I am in, she goes on to say “what are YOU looking for????!
#cindyism “why are you asking mam, it’s NOT in your department, and besides how you gonna HELP me paint MY FENCE, when you ain’t even in the YARD”! Jeez I was wondering where she parked her BROOM outside AND looking up for FLYING MONKEYS!
And sometimes, #cindyism happens OUTSIDE of walmart!
Example #8, I was at kinkos with sister, folks ARGUING, behind the counter, so I ask what’s going on to the other lady, she says they are DATING???!
#cindyism “DONT $h|T, where you EAT$$$$ (work)” cause somebody is gonna get FIRED!
Example #9, Minding my OWN business in line at the 7/11, fat guy behind ME, starts hitting on me, his COLOGNE, is STRONGER than last WEEKS road KILL, so I turn around,
#cindyism “oh so you WANT to be my mechanic? That’s FUNNY, cause judging by the size of your GUT, you ain’t SEEN or USED the TOOLS God gave you, in YEARS! Heck at the rate your going, you would be LUCKY to find them pal!
Example #10, So I am at lowes, minding my own business, in flooring, some guy cussing out employee there, so I walked up and said,
#cindyism “hey buddy, you kiss your FAMILY with that SAME mouth, and take SUNDAY communion too”? He said what? I said, “oh you don’t understand ENGLISH, that’s why the only WORDS coming out of your MOUTH have FOUR letters???? He left!!! Lol
So yea, told the old man to go fix The springs on the trampoline, while I wash CLOTHES, three hours later, look out the window, NOTHING has changed!
#cindyism “just because I OWN this HORSE, doesn’t mean, I can MAKE him RIDE” 20+ YEARS, and he he still ain’t BROKE IN:( he was sitting on our 10+ year broken deck, reading a FISHING magazine! Jeez!
Yup! #stevedaniel my old man stands next to our deck that has been BROKEN in the CENTER for TEN years!!
So I ask him, “hey buddy u gonna FIX that today” him “NOPE” but look, I hung a SIGN, for you:)
#cindyism “don’t ask for MUCH, and you will NEVER, be disappointed”
Count your BLESSINGS, for the FRIENDS and FAMILY that help and LOVE you for FREE$$$$ and UNCONDITIONALY,
Remember…….
#cindyism if you DIDNT pay for a SINGER then, don’t EXPECT a CHOIR folks!!!! ANY help from ANYONE needs A THANK YOU:)
Between my “redneck life” and my walmart gig, The pawning planners AND Texas twins events, life is pretty DARN funny folks!! AINT NOBODY gonna get BORED, with TWO sets of TWINS!!! God bless us ALL
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