Cindyism The Pawning Planners Quote’s

Some people think my quotes are funny, without realizing they are all true….EXEPT my BUSY quotes, which ARE over the TOP, on PURPOSE, my quotes are referred to as #cindyism

#cindyism #quote #lifequotes “ONCE you’ve drank COFFEE from a CHIPPED cup, YOU realize THINGS don’t HAVE to be PERFECT, to WORK” God bless us all

#cindyism #quote “FAITH is LIKE the STARS, it never CHANGES, and SHINES bright, IN your SOUL” Amen

#cindyism “IF you’ve SURVIVED having EMPTY pockets, AND a BROKEN heart, THEN you’ve LEARNED more, THAN any SCHOOL can TEACH you” Amen

#cindyism “nobody WORKS for FREE, even CLOWNS get PAID, to PERFORM in a CIRCUS” Amen

#cindyism #quote “PERSPIRATION, is the PERFUME, of PERSISTENCE” Amen

#cindyism #quote “be KIND, because a GOOD example, IS never a BAD idea” Amen

#cindyism #quote “A hungry CAT, will FACE his FEAR of WATER, to CATCH a FISH, and get FED” God bless us all

#cindyism #quote “WHEN you SETTLE for LESS, don’t EXPECT any MORE” Amen

#cindyism #quote “dont TALK about HUSTLING, when you’re SITTING still” Amen

#cindyism #quote “don’t INVITE yourself TO my PICNIC, unless, you PACKED your own BASKET, nobody LIKES a MOOCHER” Amen

#cindyism #quote “don’t EXPECT someone to TRUST you AGAIN, when THEY’RE still RECOVERING from the FALL they TOOK, when YOU let them DOWN” Amen

#cindyism #quote “LOVE isn’t FREE, don’t SPEND it on STINGY people, THAT are too CHEAP to SHARE theirs” Amen

#cindyism #quote “a FREELOADER will FEED his ANIMALS, from your TROUGH, as LONG as you ALLOW it” Amen

#cindyism #quote “WHEN you CUT and CARRY your own WOOD in the COLD, you APPRECIATE the WARMTH, of the FIRE” Amen

#cindyism #quote “a FLAWED example, WILL consistently TRIUMPH anyone’s PERFECT advice, SHOW me, don’t TELL me” Amen

#cindyism #quote “It’s BETTER to RISE and SHINE, than TO be found DEAD IN a BED, be GRATEFUL for ANOTHER day, BECAUSE it’s never PROMISED” God bless us all

#cindyism #quote “OPPORTUNITIES are like RAINBOWS, because THEY can both DISAPPEAR, without being APPRECIATED” God bless us all

#cindyism #quote “CONFIDENCE is CONTAGIOUS, to be BLEAK is a BORE, being HUMBLE is HAPPINESS, be GRATEFUL for TODAY, and EVERMORE” God bless us all

#cindyism #quote “all MAMMALS are BORN with a BACKBONE, don’t LOSE yours, BECAUSE you’re too AFRAID, to say NO” Amen

#cindyism #quote “KNOWLEDGE recognizes the SOUND of LAUGHTER, and WISDOM distinguishes a SMILE from a SMIRK, people KNOW when YOU are LAUGHING at THEM, or WITH them” Amen

#cindyism #quote FAMILIES are LIKE an ORCHARD, they ARE both FRUITFUL because OF their ROOTS” Amen

#cindyism #quote “HARD work and DEDICATION, are REWARDED with, SUCCESS and COMPENSATION” God bless us all

#cindyism #quote “MOOCHERS don’t MEND fences, they CLIMB them, to STEAL the FRUIT from your TREES” Amen

#cindyism #quote “your PARENTS said YOU live AND you learn, THEY didn’t SAY how MUCH the EXPERIENCE will AGE you” Amen

#cindyism #quote “YOU can’t be AFRAID of HEIGHTS, to CLIMB the LADDER of SUCCESS, never FEAR falling, while REACHING for the STARS” God bless us all

#cindyism #quote “your COMFORT zone is LOCATED on BARREN land, don’t EXPECT any PERSONAL growth, UNLESS you’re WILLING to MOVE” God bless us all

#cindyism #quote “when PEOPLE act LIKE they’re ALL that, I have to WONDER if THEY are ACTUALLY, all there, GOD is the ONLY one TALL enough, TO look DOWN at US”

#cindyism #quote “IF you RELY on OTHERS to SATISFY your HUNGER, you COULD starve to DEATH, awaiting A handout FROM their last MEAL” God bless us all

#cindyism #quote “IF you RUN late IN the MORNING, you’re GOING to be CHASING time, all DAY” Amen

#cindyism #quote “IF you STEP in SHIT, don’t EXPECT anybody ELSE to CLEAN your SHOES, and SOLVE your PROBLEMS, be RESPONSIBLE, and WATCH where you’re GOING” Amen

#cindyism #quote “SOMETIMES a GOOD friend, IS better FOR you, THAN your own KIN” Amen

#cindyism #quote “NOT everyone APPRECIATES a TRAILBLAZER, your ENEMIES will SEE the SMOKE, and REPORT a FIRE” God bless us all

#cindyism #quote “two FINGERS of WHISKEY, can START a full FLEDGED fight, THINK before you DRINK, and NEVER drive AFTERWARDS” God bless us all

#cindyism #quote #wisdom “INTELLIGENCE recognizes LAUGHTER, and WISDOM distinguishes a SMILE, from a SMIRK” Amen

#cindyism #quote “PEOPLE that SPEAK with a SILVER tongue, PERSUADE others to BELIEVE them, UNLESS you KNOW that their WORDS, are as GOOD as GOLD, you COULD be the ONE, with a TARNISHED reputation” Amen

#cindyism #quote “UNLESS you WORK at a WASHATERIA, leave your DIRTY laundry at HOME, because nobody NEEDS a STAINED reputation, at WORK” Amen

#cindyism #quote “a CHICKEN inside the HEN house, IS much more VALUABLE, than the GOOSE that FLIES above IT” Amen

#cindyism #quote “WORKING for WHAT you WANT, would NO longer MATTER, if EVERYTHING was HANDED to YOU, on a SILVER platter” Amen

“ONE sided RELATIONSHIPS, are LIKE a JOB with NO benefits, BECAUSE, you DO all the WORK, without getting PAID” Amen

#cindyism #quote “BE the HUSTLE that REFUSES to SIT, because, SUCCESS stories aren’t HEARD, from the LIPS of PEOPLE, that DECIDED to QUIT” Amen

#cindyism #quote “IF a MAN or a WOMAN, only LIKES you, FOR your MONEY, that’s NOT a RELATIONSHIP, its a PURCHASE” God bless us all

“IF you CHASE a FLOCK of BIRDS, you WON’T cage ANY, focus ON one TASK at a TIME, to achieve SUCCESS”

#cindyism #quote “IF you FOLLOW the TRACKS of a TROUBLEMAKER, be PREPARED to TRAVEL a ROCKY road” God bless us all

#cindyism #quote “WHEN you SOW your OWN seeds, EVENTUALLY, you’ll SLEEP, with A full STOMACH” God bless us all

#cindyism #quote “a SUCCESSFUL warrior, SPENDS the TIME, to SHARPEN his SWORD” Amen

#cindyism #quote “a PERSON with MORALS, takes RESPONSIBILITY for their ACTIONS, and HAS no PROBLEM accepting the BLAME” Amen

#cindyism #quote “your MOUTH shouldn’t FORGET the FAMILY that FED it, be RESPECTFUL with WORDS spoken to RELATIVES” Amen

#cindyism #quote “A hungry HUNTER, doesn’t WASTE his AMMUNITION” Amen

#cindyism #quote “neither a MOOCHER or a PARASITE can SURVIVE on their OWN” Amen

#cindyism #quote “great LEADERS are DEAF to GOSSIP, and only LISTEN to, LEGITIMATE words” Amen

#cindyism #quote “KEEP your CIRCLE small, LIKE a TIPI, and BEWARE of VISITORS that ENTER, with MUD on their MOCCASINS” Amen

#cindyism #quote “IN a SOCIETY of CONSUMERS, people NEED to PUT their MONEY, where their MOUTH is, BUT don’t SPEND mine, WITHOUT my CONSENT” Amen

#cindyism #quote “PEOPLE that don’t APPRECIATE technology, HAVE never STOOD in LINE at the AIRPORT, with a HANDFUL of CHANGE” Amen

#cindyism #quote “one DAY, they’ll ALL be SURPRISED, when they TELL you to JUMP, AND your FEET, refuse to LEAVE the GROUND” Amen

#cindyism #quote “WHEN you QUESTION the DISTANCE on the ROAD to SUCCESS, the JOURNEY, takes much LONGER” Amen

#cindyism #quote “a SMART bird, that’s COLD and UNABLE to FLY, will BUILD it’s NEST, made of FEATHERS, from the FLOCK, that LEFT him BEHIND” Amen

#cindyism #quote “TRUST is LIKE a TENANT agreement, ONCE it’s BROKEN, they NEED to GET out OF your LIFE, and MOVE on” Amen

#cindyism #quote “LIFE is a DINNER party, the PESSIMIST complains IT’S too CROWDED, the OPTIMIST gets extra CHAIRS, the REALIST goes TO the KITCHEN, to VERIFY there’s enough FOOD, to SPARE” Amen

#cindyism #quote “AGING is a PRIVILEGE, enjoying IT, is a PRIORITY” Amen

#cindyism #quote “SOCIAL media, where ONE person CAN tell a LIE, and a THOUSAND people REPEAT it, AS if IT were TRUE” Amen

#cindyism #quote “IF you WANT people to BELIEVE your SIDE of STORY, always INCLUDE each CHAPTER, of the BOOK” Amen

#cindyism #quote “HUMANITY should have EQUAL rights, we SHARE the EARTH, and MOTHER nature doesn’t DISCRIMINATE” Amen

#cindyism #quote “FORGIVENESS, is A new LEASE on LIFE, and WHOEVER gives IT, will GET their DEPOSIT back, with INTEREST” Amen

cindyism #quote “FAMILIES are LIKE a HIGHWAY, because ALL the ROADS are CONNECTED, and CURRENTLY under CONSTRUCTION”

#cindyism #quote “be GRATEFUL, and never FORGET the FRIENDS that FED you” Amen

#cindyism #quote “ARGUING with a MORON, is LIKE performing CPR on a CORPSE, save your STRENGTH for the STRUGGLES, that YOU can WIN” God bless us all

#cindyism #quote “a FISH gets CAUGHT when IT’S off GUARD, only SEEING the BAIT, but NOT the HOOK, be CAUTIOUS, because EVERYTHING, isn’t ALWAYS as IT seems” Amen

#cindyism #quote “LOOK twice AT a PERSON, that’s TWO faced, BECAUSE the IMAGE you SEE in FRONT of YOU, will CHANGE, behind your BACK” God bless us all

#cindyism #quote “a GREEDY man, will FILL his boat WITH heavy CARGO, not REALIZING the SHIPS leak, UNTIL he’s MIDSTEAM” Amen

#cindyism #quote “don’t PRAY to FIT in, when GOD already BLESSED you, TO stand OUT” Amen

#cindyism #quote “don’t SHAKE the TREE, unless YOU are WILLING, to EAT the FRUIT that FALLS, be CAREFUL what you WISH for” God bless us all

#cindyism #quote “BEING on OPPOSITE sides OF the FENCE, doesn’t MEAN you CAN’T open the GATE, and FIND a COMPROMISE” Amen

#cindyism #karma #quote “IF you CAN’T offer ENCOURAGEMENT to OTHERS, don’t EXPECT to SEE them, IN your AUDIENCE for APPLAUSE” God bless us all

#cindyism #success #quote #lifequote “SUCCESS is the DEFINITION of placing EVERYTHING you HAVE, into ANYTHING you DO” God bless us all

#cindyism #quote “IF every BATTLE fought, WAS easily WON, would YOU still APPRECIATE the VICTORY?” God bless us all

#cindyism #quote “dont INVITE me to DINNER, then EXPECT me to BUY the GROCERIES and COOK, when YOU don’t DO what you SAY, we’re BOTH going TO be DISAPPOINTED”

#cindyism #quote “TOXIC relationships, ARE a CHOICE, not an OBLIGATION” God bless us all

#cindyism #quote “JEALOUSY is WHEN people TALK about YOU, because THEY have NOTHING good to SAY about THEMSELVES”

#cindyism #quote “don’t COMPLAIN about BEING surrounded by CLOWNS, when you REFUSE to LEAVE the CIRCUS” Amen

#cindyism #quote “To gain KNOWLEDGE is a GIFT, even if FAILURE was YOUR only TEACHER, learning from EXPERIENCE is RARELY forgotten” God bless us all

#cindyism #quote “NOBODY can BREAK your SPIRIT, unless YOU hand THEM the REINS, granting PERMISSION, for the RIDE” Amen

#cindyism #quote “IF you GIVE all you HAVE to OTHERS, there WILL be NOTHING left for YOURSELF, be KIND, without BEING taken ADVANTAGE of, BECAUSE self LOVE, isn’t SELFISH at ALL” Amen

#cindyism #quote “FAMILY is SIMILAR to a POTLUCK dinner, BECAUSE, you don’t HAVE to LIKE, everything THEY bring TO the TABLE, to APPRECIATE the MEAL” AMEN

#cindyism #quote “Some PEOPLE would SELL the FAMILY tractor, JUST to BUY a PLOW” God bless the farm

#cindyism #quote “PEOPLE that ASK for ADVICE, and don’t LIKE it, REMINDS me of DINNER, because THEY arrive HUNGRY, and PREFER to leave, UNFED” Amen

#cindyism #quote “PEOPLE that HAVE never FAILED, are EMPLOYED, by the PEOPLE that DID” God bless us all

#cindyism #quote “DISCRIMINATION is a NOOSE that STRANGLES our SOCIETY, and breeds HATRED” Amen

#cindyism #quote “COMMON sense IS like BREATH spray, THE people THAT need IT the MOST, don’t USE it at ALL, but GET up IN your FACE anyway” Amen

#cindyism #quote “The TALLEST and STRAIGHTEST tree IN the FOREST, stands on CROOKED roots, don’t BELIEVE everything you SEE” God bless us all

#cindyism #quote “a BAD attitude, IS as WORTHLESS, as a FREE steak DINNER, to a VEGAN” Amen

#cindyism #quote “IF you WOKE up TODAY, then YOU should be, HAPPIER than a HIPPIE in a HOT air BALLOON, because LONGEVITY is never PROMISED” Amen

#cindyism “a BAD attitude IS as WELCOME, as a RATTLESNAKE at a RODEO, or a DUST storm ON a TRAIL drive, COWBOY up, OR ride ON” God bless us all

#cindyism #quote “a NEGATIVE attitude is LIKE a HAIR on THE morning HOTCAKES, because IT gives EVERYBODY else, a REASON to LEAVE” God bless us all

#cindyism #quote “IF you WANT the HONEY from the HIVE, don’t COMPLAIN about the STINGS that COME with it, SOMETIMES, getting WHAT you WANT is PAINFUL” God bless us all

#cindyism #quote “FAMILY are the ONLY group of PEOPLE that YOU don’t HAVE to CONSISTENTLY like, to ETERNALLY love” God bless us all

#cindyism #quote “GRATITUDE is the DIFFERENCE, between APPRECIATION, and a SENSE of ENTITLEMENT” God bless us all

#cindyism #quote “IN the FOREST of LIFE, be AWARE of your SURROUNDINGS, the HANDLE of the AXE that CUTS you DOWN, was ONCE a TREE” God bless us all

#cindyism #quote “FAMILIES are LIKE the OCEAN, there are LOW tides and HIGH tides, AS we RIDE the WAVES together, IN a SEA of LOVE” God bless us all

#cindyism #quote “KEEP your ENEMIES close, YOU stand a CHANCE when you SEE the BLADE coming, your DEMISE will BE the FAKE friend, that STABS you from BEHIND” God bless us all

#cindyism “YOU could GIVE some PEOPLE a FREE steak DINNER, and THEY would still COMPLAIN, they HAD to CUT and CHEW it, FEED yourself FIRST, before you STARVE to DEATH, trying to PLEASE everybody ELSE”

#cindyism #quote “YOU won’t MISS the EGGS, until the HENS stop LAYING, stay HUMBLE and be GRATEFUL” God bless us all

#cindyism #quote “I would RATHER be DETOURED on the ROAD to SUCCESS, than TO have NEVER made the TRIP” God bless us all

#cindyism #quote “UNEDUCATED advice, IS as USEFUL, as a FREE self ESTEEM seminar, TO a NARCISSIST” God bless us all

#cindyism #quote “don’t TELL me HOW to FIX my FENCE, when YOU ain’t even IN the YARD” God bless us all

#cindyism #quote “uneducated ADVICE, is as WELCOME as, a TWISTER, at a TAILGATE party”

#cindyism #quote “when PACKING your BAGS for SUCCESS, don’t FORGET to BRING your COMMON sense” Amen

#cindyism #quote “I didn’t ASK you, to HELP me COOK, please KEEP your SPOON, out OF my SKILLET” Ame

#cindyism #quote “don’t GIVE me SEWING advice, IF you CAN’T even THREAD a NEEDLE” Amen

My quotes are BASED on things that I saw, OR folks that made me MAD, but TRUTH needs to be TOLD, even IF some FOLKS don’t WANT to HEAR it.

God bless us all

#cindyism #quotes #lifequotes #Texashumor

I think up quotes EVERY day, sometimes because it’s funny and sometimes because words need to be heard. God bless us all

#cindyism #quote #lifequotes “your FRIENDS and FAMILY aren’t PERFECT, and IF you’ve EVER drank COFFEE from a CHIPPED cup, you REALIZE that THINGS don’t HAVE to be PERFECT, to WORK” God bless us all

#Cindyism Heartache & Humor? Juggling Our Family & Clients From Texas Twins Events & The Pawning Planners….

People ask where I get my sense of humor all the time. It’s a blessing to remove me from the world I live in and and place me in a world of laughter.

#cindyism #quote #lifequotes “ONCE you’ve drank COFFEE from a CHIPPED cup, YOU realize THINGS don’t HAVE to be PERFECT, to WORK” God bless us all

My twin sister, Wendy Wortham and I live in a squirrels buffet, a world of mixed nuts. We didn’t have an easy childhood and now in midlife, things got worse. How? Between my daughter, Stephaney and my dad, it’s hard to surprise me anymore. Really, I’m not kidding.

I’m busier than the antacid stand, during the annual chili cook off, in Orlando Florida, at Festival park. If common sense were cheddar cheese, a few folks wouldn’t have enough to set a mouse trap.

About sixteen years ago, I realized my daughter was on drugs. Anyone reading this that has dealt with a drug addict will understand how trying to help is a thankless task. Stephaney could start a fight in an empty room!

How committed to helping her was I? I won custody of her twin daughters to give them the life my twin and I never had. Stability was something that as a child I never knew.

A few months ago, my daughter was released from the mental ward again for the third time in three months. I begged them to keep her. But, God must’ve been busy as I prayed for a break from the sad reality of having a drug addict with mental illness for a daughter.

When they were handing out good kids thirty two years ago, someone handed me a kid that was so challenging that if she had been born first I wouldn’t have had another child.

The fact that her deadbeat dad never paid child support only heightened my struggle. The twins deadbeat dad doesn’t believe in paying child support either, as well as my daughter, based on 100.00 per child per month, EACH parent of the twins owes me 200.00 each per month. Since their birth as of today EACH parent owes me in EXCESS of 41,000.00 EACH!

Last weekend, my dad who has never acted crazy was committed. How Stephaney keeps getting out and my dad got in I continue to ponder.

My dad has raccoons in the attic that he thought were squatters. My daughter actually is a squatter in an abandoned house near my sisters house. Ironic ain’t it?

Since I refuse to move my daughter into my bursting at the seams home that houses all three of my granddaughters, my other daughter and my husband, my daughter Stephaney is homeless. She would rob me blind and terrorize the kids if I allowed her back. I no longer feel sorry for Stephaney. She had opportunities to make something of herself and blew them over and over.

Homeless people aren’t all folks that fell on hard times. A few of them burned every bridge and found themselves homeless on their path to self destruction. Stephaney did.

We used to feel sorry for homeless people but have learned that someone holding a sign saying they are hungry will take your money, shove it in their pocket and wait for the next “mark.”

I like to stay busy and those are also my favorite quotes. Some of my busy quotes come from sitting on my ass. People screaming “mom or meme I can’t find this.” Sometimes I’m sitting on my ass, and come up with a good one! I spend most days in the passenger seat of my sisters SUV heading to an Appraisal Appointment or to a store near a Texas Prison. During the week, we meet clients and do Prison Weddings and photo shoots. I’m the photographer.

My dad was moved yesterday to a senior nut house. We tried to get him out of this “mini vacation” at Camp Crazy but couldn’t.

He shot up his house trying to shoot the squatters he believed were in the attic that happened to be raccoons. The fire department saw the bullet holes and called the police. The police believed my dad was crazy and sent him to JPS Tenth Floor with the homeless people who fight to get in there for free meals and a roof over their head. My dad was fighting to get out and instead got transferred to the Senior Camp Crazy. It actually looks like a luxury resort.

We found out he was transferred yesterday while running errands and fielding calls from my crazy daughter who not surprisingly isn’t in a nut house but, obviously belongs there.

Dad has 7-10 days to prove he isn’t crazy while we deal with my daughter who is.

Today, me and my twin sister have a TV interview at 1PM with WFN1 about our unique businesses that make dream events a reality. We’ve met a few crazy clients but nothing compares to our crazy family.

Quite frankly, we deserve an academy award for acting normal while dealing with production crews and news media along with a melting pot of clients while dealing with our crazy family!

Shaking off the lunacy my daughter brings to our lives and acting like we don’t have a problem in the world with our dad in the nut house and my daughter running wild isn’t easy. Thanks Xanax.

This morning I arrived at Wendy’s house with Stephaney acting crazy digging thru the fridge like she lives here and grabbing cokes, food and whatever else she could get her hands on. My daughter has no boundaries. NONE. She thinks it’s okay for me and my twin, to spend money on gas, cigarettes, food and other essentials for her an adult and forgets that for fourteen years my sister and I have fully supported both our daughters without any financial help from their mother or father.

Today, while bathing at Wendy’s house, Stephaney told us the neighbor went to the abandoned house and asked who she was and why she was living there? She replied “my aunt told me I could live here.” No one told her she could live there. She decided to do that all on our own. While we keep hoping the neighbors will call the cops or she might get picked up driving a car with outdated tags, no insurance, suspended license and warrants for her arrest, she keeps driving around screaming bible verses and acting crazy.

Running an electric cord from the main house to the maids apartment over the garage where she’s staying, Stephaney also used the rolling trash cans to fill with water from the neighbors hose in order to fill buckets to flush the toilet. The maids quarters has no water or electricity. Although the three home estate is abandoned, Stephaney figured out the main homes have electricity and water.

We can’t kick her out. We’ve tried. Roaming around the neighborhood in a bathing suit with non matched shoes, Stephaney stands out. Rarely making any sense when she talks because she stopped taking her medication, anyone in that neighborhood seeing her in this condition, must be thinking, she wandered off the bus line or Como a few blocks away where folks sit on the lawn drinking forties.

The line between rich and poor is only a few miles difference. I guess rich folks don’t drive around before blowing $650k and up to move into the mansions not to far from the slums.

Common sense is like breath spray- the folks that need it the most, won’t use it at all, and get up in your face anyhow!

We finally got my daughter out of Wendy’s house and got to go run and get ready for this TV show but the “back story” is often far more interesting than the front story.

While I slap on a face and be entertaining cause that’s what people expect, my humor keeps me from crying over what to do about not only my daughter but also my dad….God bless us all folks

*****UPDATE**** on Friday July 6 2018 my daughter called and said that she had walked to a nearby park and called Fort Worth police to pick her up and transfer her to JPS tenth floor. Thank you Jesus for answering our prayers.

#cindyism #busierthan #quotes #lifequotes #busyquotes

People ask me all the time, how do you THINK up all of your #Quotes, it’s simple they are based on things I saw, or heard and my crazy imagination LOL……but, OUT of all my #cindyism quotes the #busy #quotes are my favorites…….

“I am BUSIER than THE local LOCKSMITH, at DOORS unlimited”

“I am BUSIER than, A bottle of BUBBLY, after the BROADWAY curtain CALL, of a BRONX tale”

“I’m BUSIER than a COCKTAIL waitress, AT a COMEDY club, IN southern CALIFORNIA” Amen

“I am BUSIER than, A brown BUNNY in a BRIAR bush, BEING chased BY a BOBCAT”

“I am BUSIER than a FANS hand, WITH a FOAM finger, DURING the FALL football SEASON”

“I’m BUSIER than a BRASS bed, AT a BACHELOR party, INSIDE a BROTHEL”

“I am BUSIER than a BOOMTOWN Walmart, ON a BLUE collar PAYDAY”

#cindyism #quote “I am BUSIER than a PAPARAZZI, inside the POLO club, DURING the California COACHELLA festival” Amen

“I am BUSIER than A hound DOG, during DUCK hunting SEASON, in SEATTLE”

“I am BUSIER than a RAT snake, AT a CHICKEN ranch, INSIDE the HEN house, WITH the DOG tied UP”

“I am BUSIER than a NARCISSIST, with a SELFIE stick”

“I am BUSIER than a SHORT round SKIRT, at a DOWNTOWN destination WEDDING, in the CITY of CHICAGO”

“I am BUSIER than a SET of JUMPER cables, AT a city SWAP meet, ON a SATURDAY afternoon”

“I am BUSIER than an EGOMANIAC, in the HALL of MIRRORS”

“I am BUSIER than a BEVERLY hills PLASTIC surgeon, DURING bikini SEASON”

“I am BUSIER than the HIGHWAY patrol, DURING a HOLIDAY weekend”

“I am BUSIER than a BINGO parlor, in BOCA raton”

“I am BUSIER than the GIFT wrapping ROOM, at GRANDMA’S house, on CHRISTMAS eve”

“I am BUSIER than a, BODEGA cat in BROOKLYN, during the SWING shift, ON a SATURDAY night”

“I am BUSIER than SIDE job Bob, BEHIND the BAR, during the MERRY singles, Christmas MIXER marathon”

“I am BUSIER than the CLEAN up CREW, after the BALL drops, in NEW York CITY, on NEW years DAY, inside TIMES square”

“I am BUSIER than a LITTER of KITTENS, at a YARN factory”

“I am BUSIER than DANNY the DESIGNATED driver, FOR the NAUGHTY singles NIGHT club, on NEW years EVE”

“I am BUSIER than a ONE eyed SEAMSTRESS, at a DRESS shirt FACTORY, in the BUTTON department”

“I am BUSIER than the TOWN taster, AT the CHRISTMAS cookie COMPETITION, during THE holiday FOOD festival”

“I am BUSIER than a BASS boat, STUCK in MISSISSIPPI mud, DURING the ANNUAL anglers, CATFISH competition”

“I am BUSIER than the CITY dump, on TRASH day”

“I am BUSIER than BEST buy, on BLACK Friday”

“I am BUSIER than the TOWN tenor, TEACHING carol’s TO the CHILDREN’S community CHOIR, on CHRISTMAS eve”

“I am BUSIER than HANK the HANDYMAN, after HURRICANE Harvey, in HOUSTON”

“I am BUSIER than a TERMITE, in a WOOD pile”

“I am BUSIER than THE local FIRE department, ON the FOURTH of JULY”

“I am BUSIER than a SURFER, during a TSUNAMI”

“I am BUSIER than a BUNCH of BROWN bunnies, AT a CALIFORNIA carrot CROP, during HARVEST season”

” I am BUSIER than a TABLE saw, IN a WOODWORKERS warehouse”

“I am BUSIER than a ONE legged STRIPPER, climbing a CENTER stage POLE, during a FRIDAY night COMPETITION”

“I am BUSIER than the MARGARITA machine, AT a MEXICAN restaurant, DURING happy HOUR, on HUMP day”

“I am BUSIER than a BLACK bear, IN the REDWOOD forest, DURING picnic SEASON”

“I am BUSIER than a CORN fed KID, at the COUNTY carnival, ON opening DAY”

“I am BUSIER than a ONE armed CATTLEMAN, during BRANDING season”

“I am BUSIER than the DALLAS area transit AUTHORITY, during the TEXAS state FAIR and RODEO”

“I am BUSIER than a POCKET perfume, IN the POWDER room, OF a senior PROM”

“I am BUSIER than a DALLAS department STORE, during the TEXAS tax FREE weekend”

“I am BUSIER than a BROOM, in the HOME office, OF a DIRT factory”

“I am BUSIER than, a ONE eyed MAN, at a STRIP club”

” I am BUSIER than a BOOMTOWN bartender, ON a SINNERS Saturday NIGHT”

“I am BUSIER than a PINE beetle, IN the ROCKY mountain FOREST”

“I am BUSIER than a NONSMOKING new FATHER, with a BOX of BABY boy CANDY cigars, BEHIND the DELIVERY room DOOR”

“I am BUSIER than BOB the BACHELOR, aboard a SWINGING singles, CHRISTMAS cruise”

“I am BUSIER than the CLASS clown, AT the TOWN circus, INSIDE the FUN house”

“I am BUSIER than a MEXICAN restaurant, on TACO Tuesday”

“I am BUSIER than a WHITE tail DEER, inside a VERMONT maple TREE plantation”

“I am BUSIER than a SET of SQUIRRELS, visiting a PECAN festival”

“I am BUSIER than a GUARD dog, at THE local MEAT packing PLANT, during HUNTING season”

“I am BUSIER than a MOTH, trapped IN a SWEATER factory”

“I am BUSIER than a boomtown BUFFET, after a SUNDAY sermon”

“I am BUSIER than a HIGHWAY flagger with the HIVES, or a ROPE at a RODEO”

“I am BUSIER than a ONE armed WINDOW washer with ACROPHOBIA, on the TOP floor of a DOWNTOWN city SKYSCRAPER”

“I am BUSIER than the ANTACID stand, DURING the ANNUAL chili COOK off, IN Orlando Florida, at FESTIVAL park”

“I am BUSIER than a BIKINI shop, IN the BAHAMAS, during spring BREAK”

“I am BUSIER than a COLONY of CARPENTER ants, INVADING a COLORADO log CABIN”

“I am BUSIER than a ROWDY redneck, WITH a pet RACCOON, visiting THE annual GEORGIA peach FESTIVAL, in the MONTH of JUNE”

“I am BUSIER than a BOONDOCKS kid, AT a CALIFORNIA casting CALL, inside DISNEYLAND”

“I am BUSIER than a RED squirrel, IN a CANADIAN pine TREE forest”

“I am BUSIER than A teenage BABYSITTER, with a SET of THREE year old TRIPLETS, on a SATURDAY night, at SUPPER time”

“I am BUSIER than the CORNER pocket, AT a PROFESSIONAL pool TOURNAMENT table”

“I am BUSIER than a BOTTLE of PINK nail POLISH, being PASSED around, AT a PRETEEN pool PARTY”

“I am BUSIER than a GARDEN rake, in FALL”

“I am BUSIER than a GARDEN hose, FILLING a RAT hole”

“I am BUSIER than a BLENDER, in a SOUTHERN California SMOOTHIE shop, ON a sunny SATURDAY afternoon” Amen

“I am BUSIER than a RED velvet ROPE, at the HOLLYWOOD oscars”

“I am BUSIER than SIDE job BOB, after a TORNADO in TULSA”

“I am BUSIER than a blind BULLDOG, at a SOUTH Texas SMOKEHOUSE”

“I am BUSIER than a HORSE stung BY a HORNET, in an OVER crowded CORRAL”

“I am BUSIER than a HIKER, in Texas HILL country, DURING a heavy HAIL storm”

“I am BUSIER than a GOPHER snake, IN the GRAND canyon”

“I am BUSIER than ODD jobs BOB, tending BAR in the BAHAMAS, during spring BREAK”

“I am BUSIER than a BOX of TISSUE, in the HOME office, OF a PEPPERCORN factory”

“I am BUSIER than BUDDY the BACHELOR, at a SENIOR speed DATING marathon, in MIAMI”

“I am BUSIER than, a TEXAS towns TAXIDERMIST, after HUNTING season”

“I am BUSIER than a BOTTLE of BLEACH, at A southern CALIFORNIA crime SCENE, clean UP”

“I am BUSIER than RUSTY the RANCH hand, CLEARING the BACK forty, WITH a MACHETE”

“I am BUSIER than a KNOT hole, IN the PRIVATE picket FENCE, of a NORTH Texas, NUDIST colony”

I think up all kinds of quotes based on Texas humor! Google #cindyism to see how I interpret LIFE as I SEE it.

#cindyism #quote #lifequotes “ONCE you’ve drank COFFEE from a CHIPPED cup, YOU realize THINGS don’t HAVE to be PERFECT, to WORK” God bless us all

God bless us all

#cindyism #Quotes and #Lifequotes with Texas Humor for The Pawning Planners Apparel

 

img_2883-1I can make up quotes daily! And while some folks THINK they are FUNNY, I laugh BECAUSE they are also TRUE….. Even I don’t know what I am going to say sometimes, but I guarantee I can make my twin sister laugh! My name is Cindy Daniel and I have a Redneck flair for words lol! listed below is a VARIETY of my FAVORITES……

“IF you didn’t BUY the FOOD in the FRIDGE, don’t COMPLAIN about the DINNER on the TABLE” (Be GRATEFUL)

“WITHOUT common SENSE, even a CASH cow EVENTUALLY runs DRY”

“the ONLY thing a BAD attitude will CATCH is a COLD, because GERMS are ATTRACTED to EVERYBODY, and PEOPLE aren’t”

“KIDS that are PICKED last in GYM class, ARE the FIRST people to SUCCEED, in REAL life”

“THERE is no ENTRANCE for KNOWLEDGE, in a CLOSED mind”

“TEXTING and DRIVING, is BEING in a HURRY, to GET to HEAVEN”

“the OLDEST tree IN the ORCHARD, stands ON the DEEPEST roots, PROVIDES greater SHADE, and BARES the SWEETEST fruit”

“NOBODY can BREAK your SPIRIT, unless YOU hand THEM the REINS, granting PERMISSION for the RIDE”

“Dont PACK my BAGS with your GUILT, that’s NOT my LUGGAGE and it AIN’T my TRIP”

“LIFE is an ORCHARD, never be AFRAID to PRUNE the LIMBS, dead BRANCHES, can KILL living TREES”

“I am BUSIER than DANNY the DESIGNATED driver FOR the NAUGHTY singles NIGHT club, on NEW years EVE”

“YOU won’t MISS the EGGS, until the HENS stop LAYING them”

“I am BUSIER than a BROOM, IN the HOME office, OF a DIRT factory”

“DETERMINATION is the FAST lane, ON the ROAD to SUCCESS”

“ANGER is FUTILE, stop TRYING to ROPE the WIND, when YOU can, LET it BLOW over”

“BUSIER than a BLENDER, in a SOUTHERN California SMOOTHIE shop, ON a sunny SATURDAY afternoon”

“nobody WORKS for FREE, even CLOWNS get PAID, to PERFORM in a CIRCUS”

“STOP allowing OTHER people’s DRAMA, to TAKE the CENTER stage, OF your SHOW”

“your CHARACTER says a LOT about YOU, I HOPE you LISTENING, because EVERYBODY else, IS”

“I am BUSIER than, A one EYED man, AT a STRIP club, ON a SATURDAY night”

“showing GRATITUDE, is WATERING the TREE that SHADES you, being UNGRATEFUL, is CUTTING it DOWN”

“UNLESS you WORK at a WASHATERIA, leave YOUR dirty LAUNDRY at HOME, or the ONLY thing YOU will ACCOMPLISH, is a STAINED reputation AT you JOB”

“Dont EXPECT a BLUE chip FRIENDSHIP, from a BOTTOM of the BARREL buddy, REAL friends are RARE”

“I am BUSIER than a BEVERLY hills PLASTIC surgeon, during BIKINI season”

“a BAD attitude IS as WORTHLESS as a SET of WHEELS, on a PAIR of CRUTCHES, because NEITHER will GET you ANYWHERE”

“a BAD attitude is LIKE a DIRTY litter BOX, they both STINK, and ONLY you, can CHANGE that”

“don’t HANG your LAUNDRY, on my CLOTHESLINE, keep your PROBLEMS, in YOUR own BACKYARD”

“OPPORTUNITIES are like RAINBOWS, they can BOTH disappear BEFORE ever BEING appreciated”

“I am BUSIER than HANK the HANDYMAN, after HURRICANE HARVEY, in HOUSTON”

“It doesn’t TAKE broad SHOULDERS to CARRY a GRUDGE, a NARROW mind, CAN hold ONTO one, FOREVER”

“I am BUSIER than a MOTH, trapped IN a SWEATER factory”

“Don’t SHAKE the TREE, unless YOU are WILLING to EAT the FRUIT that FALLS”

“HAPPIER than a GUARD dog, AT the locate MEAT packing PLANT, after CLOSING time”

“BUSIER than a LITTER of KITTENS, at a YARN factory”

“I am HAPPIER than, GARY the GAMBLER, at a COMPLIMENTARY carpenters CONVENTION, in SIN city”

“I am BUSIER than SIDE job BOB, after a TORNADO in TULSA”

“BUSIER than a BOX fan, AT the VFW on BINGO night, DURING the MONTH of AUGUST and the STATE of TEXAS”

“BUSIER than a GARDEN rake, in FALL”

“BUSIER than a RAT snake, AT a CHICKEN ranch, INSIDE the HEN house, WITH the DOGS tied UP”

“BUSIER than PUMPKIN spice, IN the FALL”

“BUSIER than a GARDEN hose, TRYING to FILL a RAT hole”

“I am BUSIER than FREDDIE the FIREMAN, on the FOURTH of JULY”

“Always ALLOW yesterday’s MISTAKES, to PAVE the ROAD for TODAY’S goals”

“IF you don’t FOCUS on your JOURNEY to SUCCESS, you WILL end up WORKING, for the PERSON that DID”

“HAPPINESS for OTHERS, will GENERATE your PERSONAL joy”

“IN the FOREST of LIFE, be AWARE of your SURROUNDINGS, the HANDLE of the AXE that CUTS you DOWN, was ONCE a TREE”

“HAPPINESS starts when NOTHING is EXPECTED, but EVERYTHING is APPRECIATED”

“a BROAD tongue CONSISTENTLY narrows the SEARCH, for a FEEBLE mind”

“NEVER allow your TEARS for TODAY, to DETOUR any HOPE you have, for TOMORROW”

“FAILURES are the SEEDS that you PLANT, before you REAP, a HARVEST of SUCCESS”

“I would rather be DETOURED, on the ROAD to SUCCESS, than to have NEVER made the TRIP”

“if COMMON sense were CRACKER crumbs, some PEOPLE wouldn’t HAVE enough, FOR a PIGEON to PILFER”

“MENOPAUSE is like FARM life, you EAT like a BIRD, work OUT like a BORROWED mule, then SWEAT like a PIG, and WHEN the ROOSER crows, IT begins AGAIN”

“HAPPIER than a CORN fed KID at the COUNTY carnival, ON opening DAY”

“HAPPIER than the CLASS clown, AT the town CIRCUS, inside the FUN house”

“HAPPIER than a BOOMTOWN bartender, COUNTING tips AT the END of the SHIFT, on a SINNERS Saturday NIGHT”

“NEVER pray to FIT in, WHEN you were BLESSED, to STAND out”

“MENOPAUSE has ME more CONFUSED, than a MOSQUITO, trapped in a MORTUARY”

“SUCCESS is LIKE a ROAD trip, you TRAVEL from FAILURE to FAILURE, without losing SIGHT of your DESTINATION”

“FOLKS that APPRECIATE a GOOD meal the MOST, are the ONES that DIDN’T get FED with a SILVER spoon”

“I am BUSIER than SIDE job BOB, after a TORNADO in TULSA”

“the TALLEST and STRAIGHTEST tree IN the FOREST, stands on TWISTED roots, don’t believe EVERYTHING you see”

“Don’t CRITICIZE the YOUTH of TODAY, without REMEMBERING the GENERATION, that RAISED them”

“the SWEETEST grapes IN the VINEYARD, were GROWN from TWISTED vines, don’t JUDGE by FAMILY”

“the UGLIEST tree IN the ORCHARD, can BARE the SWEETEST fruit”

“BE the RARE breed that STANDS out IN the CROWD, before YOU get LOST, in the HERD”

“BUSIER than a BOTTLE of PINK nail POLISH, at a PRETEEN pool PARTY”

“BUSIER than a MARGARITA machine AT a MEXICAN restaurant, DURING happy HOUR, on HUMP day”

“self LOVE is a QUALITY, that INSPIRES others, to FOLLOW”

“BUSIER than a TABLE saw, IN a WOODWORKERS warehouse”

“MENOPAUSE when your MOOD swings MORE, than a TROOP of MONKEYS, through the TREES in the AMAZON rain FOREST”

“BUSIER than the CORNER pocket, AT a PROFESSIONAL pool TOURNAMENT table”

“BUSIER than a MEXICAN restaurant, on TACO Tuesday”

“LIFE is a DINNER party, the PESSIMIST complains it’s TOO crowded, the OPTIMIST gets SOME extra CHAIRS, the REALIST goes INTO the KITCHEN, to VERIFY there IS an a enough FOOD to SPARE”

“BUSIER than THE town TASTER, at the CHRISTMAS cookie COMPETITION, during the HOLIDAY food FESTIVAL”

“BUSIER than a NARCISSIST, with a SELFIE stick”

“a BAD attitude IS as WELCOME as a RATTLESNAKE at a RODEO, or a DUST storm ON a TRAIL drive”

“HAPPIER than a NARCISSIST, with a SELFIE stick”

“BUSIER than a SURFER, during a TSUNAMI”

“Some folks ARE just LIKE a BLISTER, showing UP after the WORK is already DONE”

“BUSIER than A teenage BABYSITTER, with a SET of THREE year old TRIPLETS, on a SATURDAY night, at SUPPER time”

“IGNORANCE speaks without FORETHOUGHT, meanwhile INTELLIGENCE listens, before SAYING a WORD” (THINK first, WORDS can HURT)

“a FLAWED example WILL always PROVE to BE more VALUABLE, than anyone’s PERFECT advice” (show ME don’t TELL me)

“I am BUSIER than a RED squirrel, IN a CANADIAN pine TREE forest”

“The PESSIMIST will SEE a FLAT tire, the OPTIMIST will GET the SPARE, the REALIST will CHANGE it, and CHECK the AIR”

“HAPPIER than a RACCOON, visiting THE annual GEORGIA peach FESTIVAL”

#cindyism #quote “KNOWLEDGE is KNOWING still WATERS run deep, WISDOM is KNOWING to WEAR a LIFE jacket, ON the RIVER”

“LEADERSHIP without INTEGRITY, is LIKE being the CAPTAIN,aboard a SINKING ship”

“GRATITUDE is the DIFFERENCE between APPRECIATION, and a SENSE of ENTITLEMENT”

“I am BUSIER than a TERMITE, in a WOOD workers WAREHOUSE”

“BUSIER than THE local LOCKSMITH, at DOORS unlimited”

“BUSIER than a BUNCH of BROWN bunnies, VISITING a CALIFORNIA carrot CROP”

“To gain KNOWLEDGE is a GIFT, even if FAILURE was YOUR only TEACHER, learning from MISTAKES, creates STELLAR students”

“BUSIER than a COLONY of CARPENTER ants, INVADING a COLORADO log CABIN”

“BE the ROSE, even IF you are SURROUNDED, by a BED of THORNS and MANURE, in life’s GARDEN”

“a BAD attitude IS as WORTHLESS as, a FREE self ESTEEM seminar, TO a NARCISSIST”

“BUSIER than a ONE armed CATTLEMAN, during BRANDING season”

“BUSIER than a BASS boat STUCK in MISSISSIPPI mud, DURING the ANNUAL anglers, CATFISH competition”

“Some PEOPLE would SELL the FAMILY tractor, JUST to BUY a PLOW” God bless the FARM

#cindyism “never ALLOW other people’s OPINIONS to DETOUR your DESTINATION, especially if THEY dont JOIN you ON the JOURNEY, or PAY for the TRIP

“INTELLIGENCE is KNOWING the RIGHT path, WISDOM is KNOWING when to TAKE it” (don’t RENT a TRUCK, at RUSH hour) “KNOWLEDGE is KNOWING how to GIVE someone CORRECT change, WISDOM is KNOWING that every PENNY counts”

“SUCCESS is LIKE a ROAD trip, you TRAVEL from FAILURE to FAILURE, without LOSING sight OF your DESTINATION”

“BUSIER than a BOOMTOWN Walmart, ON a BLUE collar PAYDAY”

“SHAKING your FIST never PEDALED a BICYCLE” Anger doesn’t HELP

“Don’t PUSH an old MULE, unless YOU want to FEEL, how HARD they CAN still KICK”

“IGNORANCE is KNOWING there IS an INTERSTATE, and CHOOSING to TAKE the DIRT road, I won’t FOLLOW you INTO the MUD” Amen

“If COMMON sense was SACCHARIN, some PEOPLE wouldn’t have ENOUGH, to SWEETEN their CUP of COFFEE”

“a LIE travels FASTER than SCHOOLYARD gossip, MEANWHILE the TRUTH, just MISSED the BUS”

“SUCCESS is the DEFINITION of placing EVERYTHING you HAVE, into ANYTHING you DO”

“Some FOLKS are A few ACCESSORIES shy, OF a WARDROBE, God bless the REST of the FASHIONISTAS”

“If COMMON sense was CHEDDAR cheese, some PEOPLE wouldn’t have ENOUGH, to SET a MOUSE trap”

“YOU can’t LEAD the CHUCK wagon, IF you dont KNOW how to COOK, uneducated ADVICE will CAUSE your POSSE, to STARVE to DEATH”

“BITTERNESS is CUTTING your own WRIST, and WAITING for SOMEBODY else, to BLEED to DEATH”

“BE the HUSTLE, that REFUSES to SIT”

“Your MORALS are LIKE a GOOD set of TIRES, everything YOU have, is RIDING on THEM”

“YOU could GIVE some PEOPLE a GOLD ass HOLE, and THEY would still COMPLAIN, their FARTS stink”

“If YOU ain’t DRIVING the TRACTOR, don’t EXPECT me, to KISS your PLOW”

“Without COMMON sense, your WEALTH today, CAN become your POVERTY tomorrow”

“don’t COMPLAIN about the PRICE of the DINNER, especially IF you didn’t PAY for the MEAL”

“BUSIER than THE town TASTER, at the CHRISTMAS cookie COMPETITION, during the HOLIDAY food FESTIVAL” Amen

“HAPPIER than ODD jobs Bob, BEHIND the BAR, during the MERRY singles, Christmas MIXER marathon”

“a BAD attitude IS as WORTHLESS, as a FREE steak DINNER, to a VEGAN”

“BUSIER than SIDE job BOB, tending BAR in the BAHAMAS, during spring BREAK”

“a BAD attitude IS as WELCOME, as a DALLAS deadbeat DAD, at his DAUGHTERS debutante DANCE”

“EDUCATION is EVERYTHING, you don’t BRING a GLASS wrecking BALL, to a DEMOLITION site”

“PAYING it FORWARD has never BANKRUPT anybody, being PASSIONATE for the GREATER good, is PRICELESS” Amen

“I am BUSIER than a FANS hand with a FOAM finger, DURING the FALL football SEASON”

“BUSIER than a HIGHWAY flagger WITH the HIVES, or a ROPE, at a RODEO”

“a DISHONEST person, is LIKE a MIRRORED baseball, their IMAGE is easily SHATTERED, don’t INCLUDE yourself IN their GAME, or YOU will be CONSIDERED, part OF the TEAM”

“Some PEOPLE step in SHIT, and EXPECT you, to CLEAN their SHOES”

“EVEN if you STEP in old SHIT, it STILL stinks, don’t LET past PROBLEMS, stall your FUTURE plans”

“GOSSIP can’t THRIVE, without your PARTICIPATION”

“KNOWLEDGE is KNOWING that BIRDS travel in FLOCKS, and WISDOM is KNOWING to DUCK and COVER, when THEY take FLIGHT”

“BUSIER than a ONE armed WINDOW washer with ACROPHOBIA, on the TOP floor of a DOWNTOWN city SKYSCRAPER” Amen

“NEVER turn your BACK or RUN away FROM what you BELIEVE in, BECAUSE the HATERS that CHASE you, EVENTUALLY trip AND fall, into OBSCURITY”

“KNOWLEDGE is KNOWING that POISON ivy IS a plant, WISDOM is KNOWING to WALK around it, NOT through IT” Amen

“Don’t TELL me HOW to PAINT the FENCE, when YOU ain’t EVEN in the YARD”

“TALKING the BARN doors OFF the HINGES, has never FED the ANIMALS”

“FAMILY is the ONLY group of PEOPLE, you DON’T have to CONSISTENTLY like, to ETERNALLY love”

“Don’t PAY for a PREACHER, and EXPECT a CONGREGATION” Be GRATEFUL

“Don’t PAY for a SINGER, and EXPECT a CHOIR”

“MENOPAUSE, when you LOOK and FEEL, like YOU have been DRUG behind a CATTLE hauler, ON a TRIP around the WORLD” (shit)

“a BAD attitude IS like DIRTY socks, they BOTH stink, AND only YOU can CHANGE them”

“COMMON sense IS like BREATH spray, the PEOPLE that NEED it the MOST, won’t USE it at ALL, but GET up IN your FACE anyway”

“COMMON sense is LIKE a BELT, the PEOPLE that NEED one the MOST, won’t WEAR it at ALL, and RUN around MAKING an ass OUT of THEMSELVES anyway” Amen

“HAPPIER than a BOOMTOWN bartender COUNTING tips, AT the END of the SHIFT, on a SINNERS Saturday NIGHT”

“I am NOT a MATHEMATICIAN, please don’t BRING me, any MORE of your PROBLEMS to SOLVE”

“HAPPINESS isn’t ABOUT getting YOUR way every DAY, it’s about ENJOYING the JOURNEY, and being GRATEFUL for the TRIP”

“Don’t TELL me HOW to PLAY, when YOU didn’t even SHOW up for PRACTICE, and ain’t EVEN in the GAME”

“your EGO is NON-NEGOTIABLE, and CAN’T buy HAPPINESS, much less PAY for ANYTHING else, stay HUMBLE”

“your SUCCESS isn’t MEASURED by the AMOUNT of TIME it TOOK to GET there, it’s DETERMINED by the AMBITION you HAVE, to MAKE the TRIP”

“You can GRAZE with the CATTLE without BECOMING part OF the HERD, because YOU don’t HAVE to LIKE somebody, to LEARN from THEM”

“KNOWLEDGE can EASILY recognize the SOUNDS of LAUGHTER, however WISDOM quickly DISTINGUISHES a SMILE from a SMIRK, people KNOW when YOU are LAUGHING at THEM, or WITH them”

“UNLESS you are DRIVING the LOCOMOTIVE, don’t EXPECT me to KISS your CABOOSE”

“a LIE travels FASTER than SOUND, meanwhile the TRUTH moves at a WALKING pace, SEARCHING for an EAR to LISTEN”

“KNOWLEDGE is KNOWING that HORSES travel in TEAMS, but WISDOM knows TO get OUT of the WAY, when THERE is a STAMPEDE”

“HAVING a NARROW mind IS like PLANTING on BARREN land, BECAUSE both WILL yield FUTILE results, IN their ENVIRONMENT”

“EVEN if NOBODY can APPRECIATE your VALUE, it WILL never DEPRECIATE your WORTH”

“IF you CAN’T offer ENCOURAGEMENT to OTHERS, don’t EXPECT them TO be IN your AUDIENCE for APPLAUSE”

“never GAZE into the MIRROR without APPRECIATING the VIEW, like YOURSELF first BEFORE anybody ELSE”

“GOALS are NOT based on ABILITY, they are DRVEN by AMBITION”

“DON’T allow RECESS to INTERFERE with your LIFES progress, THERE is ALWAYS TIME to PLAY, later”

“KNOWLEDGE is KNOWING how to PLANT a garden, WISDOM is KNOWING that IT will take TIME, to GROW”

“a TRIUMPH is WON from NUMEROUS failed EFFORTS, your first DEFEAT should NEVER be YOUR last ATTEMPT”

“IF you are PACKING your LUGGAGE for SUCCESS, don’t FORGET to bring COMMON sense”

“IF you allow FEAR to BE your CRUTCH, you have ALREADY accepted a LIFETIME of DISABILITY”

“IF the HIGHWAY to your GOALS is under CONSTRUCTION, you STILL have TIME, to PLAN an ALTERNATE route”

“If you ACQUIRE anything EASILY, it WON’T be MISSED when Its GONE, the THINGS that will MATTER the MOST, are WHAT you FOUGHT for, and WON”

“YOU could GIVE some PEOPLE a FREE steak DINNER, and THEY would still COMPLAIN they HAD to CUT and CHEW it, FEED yourself FIRST, before you STARVE to DEATH, trying to PLEASE everybody ELSE”

“HAPPINESS comes from SHARING what you ALREADY have, NOT from BUYING things, YOU don’t NEED”

“I would rather be DETOURED, on the ROAD to SUCCESS, than to have NEVER made the TRIP”

“TYING every BUNDLE, will EVENTUALLY fill the HAY barn, if you PERSEVERE” (work HARD at EVERYTHING)

“IF you CHASE a FLOCK of BIRDS you WILL never CAGE any, FOCUS on ONE task AT a TIME, to ACHIEVE success”

God bless us all folks

#cindyism Twinning with TWO sets of #TexasTwins #Thepawningplanners  Wendy Wortham and Cindy Daniel

When we load up our SUVs with two sets of twins, we argue over what radio station, where we will stop for food, and who sings BETTER on the “sing outs” between us!

#cindyism #quote “FAMILY is SIMILAR to a POTLUCK dinner, YOU don’t HAVE to LIKE everything THEY bring to the TABLE, to APPRECIATE the MEAL” although some kinfolk are… “just LIKE a BLISTER, popping UP, when the WORK is already DONE”

I love them all, LAZY or NOT!

I am truly grateful for them, even IF they occasionally get on my NERVES, like a STUMP tail STEER, in FLY season! I am always prepared to GO anywhere WITH them, even if THEY argue the ENTIRE way. They keep me….

“HAPPIER than a BOOMTOWN bartender COUNTING tips, AT the END of the SHIFT, on a SINNERS Saturday NIGHT”

However…..

“Even IF you STEP in OLD shit, it’s STILL going to STINK”

Past PROBLEMS can STALL future PLANS, but ONLY if you ALLOW them too! That’s why we work through problems when they START!

“YOU could GIVE some PEOPLE a GOLD ass HOLE, and THEY would still COMPLAIN, their FARTS stink” And this DOES apply to the inlaws of the family!

my response… “Don’t TELL me HOW to PLAY, when YOU didn’t SHOW up for PRACTICE, and ain’t EVEN in the GAME”

I don’t appreciate uneducated ADVICE from outsiders! “YOU can’t LEAD the CHUCK wagon, IF you don’t KNOW how to COOK, uneducated ADVICE, can CAUSE your POSSE, to STARVE to DEATH”

And of course I speak in quotes all day long, mainly because I CAN!

“EVERY day ISN’T a BUFFET, especially IF your LAZY, keep it REAL before YOU are EAT the MEAL, all BISCUITS and no GRAVY”

“TALKING the BARN doors OFF the HINGES, has NEVER fed the ANIMALS”

Shut up and work!

“SOME people STEP in SHIT, and EXPECT you, to CLEAN their SHOES”

“That’s NOT my LUGGAGE, and it AIN’T my TRIP”

#cindyism “IT doesn’t TAKE broad SHOULDERS to CARRY a GRUDGE, a NARROW mind CAN hold ONTO one FOREVER” (I am OPEN to ANYTHING) if they get mad at me, I just have go on working, without them.

“HAVING a BAD attitude, is LIKE wearing DIRTY socks, THEY both STINK, and ONLY you CAN change THEM” So as usual I don’t get too upset.

“YOU can’t be AFRAID of HEIGHTS to CLIMB the LADDER of SUCCESS” And some folks act like they ate LEAD, and can’t get off their ASS, I won’t name anybody, because They KNOW who they are!

“UNSOLICITED advice IS as WELCOME, as a Dallas DEADBEAT dad, ATTENDING his daughters DEBUTANTE dance”

“Don’t SHOOT your MOUTH off, WHEN your BRAIN is DRAWING blanks”

“a BAD attitude ENDS the FUN, causing EVERYBODY to RUN, I don’t JOG, so I will SIT like a BUMP on a LOG, and WAIT for YOU to CHANGE it”

I can make up a quote for ANY situation…

“SUCCESS is the DETERMINATION you HAVE for the JOURNEY, as WELL as the AMBITION it TAKES to MAKE the TRIP”

 “a JOURNEY without a DESTINATION is JUST a JOY ride, STAY focused ON your GOALS” Amen

I tell my grandchildren EVERY day…..

“NEVER gaze INTO the MIRROR, without APPRECIATING the VIEW, love YOURSELF first” They are my PRIDE and joy!

My favorite quotes are based on being BUSY…….

maryssa, makenna and maddie s

“Don’t CRITICIZE the YOUTH of TODAY, without REMEMBERING, the GENERATION that RAISED them” We are….”BUSIER than a CORNER pocket, OF a PROFESSIONAL pool TOURNAMENT table”

“BUSIER than a DALLAS department store, DURING the TEXAS tax FREE weekend”

“BUSIER than a BOTTLE of BEANO,  during THE annual CHILI cook OFF, in ORLANDO Florida, at FESTIVAL park”

“BUSIER than a BOOMTOWN bartender, ON a SINNERS Saturday NIGHT”

“BUSIER than the CARTOON character EMPLOYEES, aboard A destination DISNEYLAND cruise”

“BUSIER than a BEER maiden in MUNICH, during THE annual OKTOBERFEST celebration”

“BUSIER than a NARCISSIST, with a SELFIE stick, VISITING France, INSIDE the HALL of MIRRORS”

“BUSIER than PUMPKIN spice, in FALL”

“BUSIER than the DALLAS area transit AUTHORITY, during the TEXAS state FAIR and RODEO”

“BUSIER tha a TEENAGE babysitter, WITH a SET of THREE year old TRIPLETS, on a SATURDAY night, at SUPPER time”

“BUSIER than a MEXICAN restaurant, on TACO Tuesday” heck……..

“BUSIER than INDIO’S public PARK and RIDE lots, DURING the California COACHELLA festival”

“BUSIER than a BASS boat STUCK in MISSISSIPPI mud, DURING the ANNUAL anglers CATFISH competition”

“BUSIER than a FANS hand, WITH a FOAM finger, during THE fall FOOTBALL season”

maryssa, makenna and maddie

Both sets of THESE twins, have compensating personalities, so you see even though we are twins, we can really, never see “eye to eye” on too much!
My twin is FANCY, I ain’t, I am the hillbilly of this bunch. The little pawners? Makenna is exactly like my twin, Maryssa is just like ME! People always stop and stare then ask, are y’all twins? All of you? And yes we are.

#cindyism  “HAPPINESS isn’t ABOUT getting YOUR way every DAY, it’s about ENJOYING the JOURNEY, and being GRATEFUL for the TRIP” God bless us all

“We are BUSIER than a WATER hose, TRYING to FILL a RAT HOLE, or a ROPE at a RODEO, even BUSIER than a GARDEN rake, in FALL”

I generally make up BUSY quotes, USUALLY while doing NOTHING at ALL!

“BUSIER than a BULLDOG, guarding a SOUTH Texas SMOKEHOUSE, in the SUMMER”

“BUSIER than a BIKINI shop, IN the BAHAMAS, during spring BREAK”

“I am BUSIER than THE class CLOWN, at THE town CIRCUS, inside the FUN house”

“I am BUSIER than a RAT snake AT a chicken RANCH, inside the HEN house” Amen

wendy wortham and cindy daniel

Nothing is MORE funny than TWO sets of twins, ARGUING with each other! And it doesn’t occur that often, but it does happen!

maryssa, cindy, wendy and makenna

On occasion some folks and families have got into their own squabbles before the EVENT has even started! We do all kinds of events! From rent parties to estate liquidation, weddings, prison weddings and more! Sometimes when bartering items, folks like to THINK their JUNK is WORTH more, than it ACTUALLY is! My response? “IF the SALVATION army won’t PICK it up, WE won’t EITHER! Inlaws and outlaws are BASED on people we meet, EVERY day.

wendy wortham and cindy daniel

My name is Cindy Daniel, me and the little twins work with my twin sister Wendy Wortham at the pawning planners and Texas twins events we meet lots of folks, from the cream of the crop, to the bottom of the barrel.

Some folks are GENUINELY nice, while on Other occasions, we have met some UNFORGETTABLE folks as WELL

 …..”LIGHT may be FASTER than SOUND, until you LISTEN to some PEOPLE and REALIZE, their BULB ain’t been LIT, in a LONG time” God bless the REST of us.

And if folks think MY quotes are ABOUT them, they are PROBABLY right, because the GUILTY dog, BARKS first!

“PEOPLE with INITIATIVE are like YEAST in BREAD, they RISE to every OPPORTUNITY”

Dont be AFRAID to stand UP, for WHAT you BELIEVE in! Because…..

“You DONT have TO be a MATHEMATICIAN, to KNOW that, WALKING away from PROBLEMS, will NEVER solve ANY of THEM” However…..

“WITHOUT common SENSE, your WEALTH today, CAN become your POVERTY tomorrow”

For a LIST of my FAVORITE quotes CLICK here #cindyism quotes

madyson blais

maryssa and makenna

And for every “situation” or “incident” I dish out my own #cindyism
Example…..
“She’s like a TEXAS TORNADO, a lot of THUNDER and HEAVY winds, followed by a TORRENTIAL downpour” (screaming then crying)
And then there are folks thinking they are BETTER than you……
Bridezilla example…..acting LIKE a PRINCESS…….
“Closest SHE is EVER gonna GET to ROYALTY, is SNOW whites CASTLE  at DISNEYLAND, and PAY admission, to GET in”

madyson blais

Seriously…..”Just BECAUSE you BOUGHT a TICKET to the MOVIE, doesn’t MAKE you, the STAR of the SHOW” (stay humble) The grandchildren are my pride and joy!

makenna and maryssa mahaney

“Don’t come KNOCKING on my FRONT door, IF you ARE too GOOD, to SWEEP my PORCH” (think you are BETTER than ME)

cindy daniel

Dishonest people…….
“Some folks ain’t worth the SALT it would take to JERKY them” …..

“A dishonest PERSON, is LIKE a MIRRORED baseball, THEIR image, is EASILY shattered, STAY out OF their GAME, before YOU are CONSIDERED part OF the TEAM”

cindy daniel and wendy wortham

“INTELLIGENCE can EASILY recognize the SOUNDS of LAUGHTER, and WISDOM quickly DISTINGUISHES a SMILE from a SMIRK” I KNOW when YOU are LAUGHING at ME, or WITH me! This redneck doesn’t SKIP a BEAT.

“PASSION is the PLOW, that PUSHES your DREAMS, into REALITY”

makenna and maryssa

But let’s get on to more #cindyism quotes…

The moochers …..

“Don’t HITCH your WAGON to my HORSE, without PERMISSION”

“Don’t HANG your LAUNDRY, on my CLOTHES line”

“Don’t PAY for a SINGER, and EXPECT a CHOIR” be grateful

wendy wortham and cindy daniel

“Don’t INVITE yourself to my PICNIC unless you PACKED your OWN BASKET”

Then there are the HECKLERS………
“Don’t criticize the WEDDING, if you showed up UNINVITED and without a GIFT”

wendy wortham

“Don’t throw TRASH over my fence, when you are living at the DUMP” (hypocrite)
People giving advice……..
“Don’t tell me how to DIG a DITCH, unless you BROUGHT your own SHOVEL”


Trouble makers……..
“That guy could start a FIGHT with a CONCRETE statue”
“Some folks WAKE up on all FOURS, with their TAIL end IN the AIR”

My advice……..
“Don’t SHAKE the TREE, unless you are willing to eat the FRUIT that FALLS” (even I HAVE a TEMPER)


How do I come up with all this #cindyism? All the stuff I have seen, people I have met, and just general listening in at events!

#cindyism  “INTELLIGENCE is KNOWING the RIGHT path, WISDOM is KNOWING when to TAKE it” (don’t RENT a TRUCK, at RUSH hour)

wendy wortham and cindy daniel

While we would love to have weddings that start on time…….it ain’t happened yet!
And while I meet a bunch of nice folks….
We have met some genuinely crazy ones as well….
“A squirrels dinner”(nuts)
“A squirrels buffet” (mixed nuts)
“Are a couple of FRUIT trees SHY of an ORCHARD, but that doesn’t MAKE us, PART of their PLANTATION”

wendy wortham and cindy daniel

“IF common SENSE was GUN powder, SOME people wouldn’t HAVE enough, to BREAK wind”
The little pawners Makenna and Maryssa Mahaney, and me and my twin wendy, are and will ALWAYS be…….
..”TIGHTER than a BRICK wall or ROAD”

“FAMILY is the ONLY group of PEOPLE, you don’t HAVE to CONSISTENTLY like, to ETERNALLY love”

cindy daniel, maddie and wendy wortham

And the BEST events??? The ones with FREE food$$$$$ and GENUINE hospitality, keep me……

“HAPPIER than a TEENAGER with a SWEET tooth, WORKING at the SWISS chocolate SHOP”

“HAPPIER than a CORN fed KID, at the COUNTY carnival, ON opening DAY”o

Or even…

 “HAPPIER than SAM the SINGLE man, VISITING a BOOMTOWN bar on NEW years EVE, during LADIES night, WITH his BEST friend STEVE” 

The BEST job ADVICE I can GIVE anybody……

“UNLESS you WORK at a WASHATERIA, leave YOUR dirty LAUNDRY at HOME, because NOBODY needs a STAINED reputation, at WORK”

“a BAD attitude, IS as WELCOME as a TWISTER at a TEXAS tailgate PARTY” and…..”a NEGATIVE attitude IS as USEFUL as a FREE self ESTEEM seminar, TO a NARCISSIST”

cindy daniel and wendy wortham

My twin sometimes gets “snippy” when she can’t find me, but really, it’s not my fault, if the “GOOD” folks invite me to sit with them, heck I am usually ready to take a load off anyway!

wendy wortham

“LIFE is a LIBRARY and you ARE the AUTHOR, leave BEHIND a GOOD book, WITHOUT any BLANK pages”

“FAMILY is the ONLY group of PEOPLE, you DON’T have to CONSISTENTLY like, to ETERNALLY love”

And NEVER give UNEDUCATED advice…….

“UNLESS you have MADE the JOURNEY, never ATTEMPT to OFFER others, DIRECTIONS for the TRIP” Amen

I am the country twin, wendy is the city twin, I have built a dairy, ran a feed store, been a merchandiser and a brand rep for 15 years and pretty much done and seen it all, and am GRATEFUL for everything!

“GRATITUDE is the DIFFERENCE between, APPRECIATION and a SENSE of ENTITLEMENT” (be grateful)

Some people are offended by my OUTSPOKEN personality, but if you ASK my OPINION, I ain’t afraid to GIVE it…..and I won’t STUTTER ..if you KICK a CHAIR out at MY dinner TABLE, be PREPARED for my ADVICE, and I EXPECT you to PUT it ON your PLATE, and EAT it”

“IF you don’t SPEAK the TRUTH today, your WORDS will FALL upon DEAF ears TOMORROW”

“MORALS are LIKE a GOOD set of TIRES, everything YOU have is RIDING on THEM, drive SAFELY”

“NOBODY can BREAK your STRIDE, unless YOU hand THEM the REINS, granting PERMISSION for the RIDE”

“EVERY day IS an OPPORTUNITY to do SOMETHING great, DON’T sleep THROUGH the POSSIBILITY”

Got to go folks because……

#cindyism  “I am BUSIER than the BRICK road at STOCKYARD station, DURING the daily DOWNTOWN cattle DRIVE”

“BUSIER than THE local LOCKSMITH at DOORS unlimited”

“BUSIER than SIDE job BOB, tending BAR in the BAHAMAS, during spring BREAK”

“BUSIER than a boomtown BUFFET, after a SUNDAY morning SERMON”

“BUSIER than a BROOM, in the HOME office OF a ROCK quarry”

I could go on and on lol!

“I might NOT be the DIAMOND you HOPED for, BUT like CUBIC zirconia I will SHINE on, BECAUSE you don’t HAVE to be HIGH maintenance, to SPARKLE”

“SUCCESS isn’t DETERMINED by how LONG it TOOK to GET there, it’s MEASURED by the AMBITION you HAD, to MAKE the TRIP” Amen

God bless us all

makenna, cindy, maryssa and wendy

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Boomerang Generation and ME, Six Females Fighting

I recently read an article about a woman who wrote about her son moving back home? ONE son? I was INSULTED! 

In my home I HAVE 2 adult children and 3 grandchildren, so I had to ask myself, what in the hell is SHE complaining about?!

In 1981 Temecula CA my husband had left me and my two children while visiting my twin sister, who lived in CA at the time. He called to “inform” me he wiped me out, on the visit that he had planned! I returned back to Texas, and yea he did.

With no alternative, I called my twin, she immediately flew down, took a taxi to me. He had taken BOTH cars, along with everything else. My twin got another taxi to Dallas, because I STILL had a set of car keys! And she took one of the cars and brought it back to me.

  
Meanwhile my grandmother lived up the street, I told her what happened, and she informed me to go beg for “forgiveness”? For what? I was a good wife and mother, while he had another family, for god knows how long! Me and Wendy packed food she had purchased along with diapers and some clothes, and we headed back to CA where I moved in with her until I could find and afford my own place.

  
I was naive, I received divorce papers by mail, and for some reason, child support was NOT included in the papers Larry Warren Mahaney had drawn up! Consequently I never received a penny.

  
I finally saved enough to get my OWN place, and while at school, my grandmother had arrived without notice OR an invitation, and the office gave her a key! Upon arriving home after picking up my kids from Wendy’s, she was there throwing ALL of MY belongings into the second bedroom, that was also the kids room. Had this happened to my sister she would have thrown her OUT! It was around 1981, and her “visit” would end up lasting another 17 years, of pure misery on my part, and of course I was STILL responsible for ALL the bills and FOOD!

  
People think I am funny, because of a quick whit, but that’s only to keep me sane. My entire family moved back to Texas around late 1983. We went to my cousins in Gordon and my kids went to school there, while once again I moved in with my twin to find work and a place to live. And just like CA when I did my grandmother took the master bedroom and I shared bunk beds with my children.

  
I eventually found my soulmate after being in a car accident, and having to learn to walk again. Gramma hated him. After one year of dating we married, and moved to a larger place. Gramma however screamed and yelled about the master bedroom, I screamed back because she could have easily afforded her OWN place, on social security and her deceased husbands civil service checks, but refused! When a family member is a squatter, good luck getting rid of them!

  
Eventually we moved to weatherford in a big house with a basement, and again she demanded the master bedroom, I refused! And she took BOTH remaining rooms upstairs and the hallway bathroom! Meanwhile my children lived in the basement, I begged for anybody to take her in over the years, nobody would, while my husband argued he paid for everything and we couldn’t even claim her on our taxes!

  
So as you can see boomerang anybody and they will NEVER leave. My husband refuses to repair anything, because he “thinks” it might make them stay longer. The lights over the garage have been out over a YEAR, so he left the Christmas fiesta lights in the bush? Fed up, I climbed a ladder and changed them myself! Our deck has been broken approx 10 years! Guess that’s go on for another ten!

Folks screaming they are on the phone in unison, check. Nobody cooking or cleaning exept ME, check. Guess I should be grateful the adult girls do wash their own clothes, however they REFUSE to bring them upstairs, causing a laundry traffic jam for ME, until I fold and bring them upstairs myself! 

My oldest daughter lived at home until she was 30 years old and got married. She came back after 8 months on a 1 way ticket and pregnant!

  
  

  
My youngest comes back and forth constantly, meanwhile I have been raising my grand twins, since their birth. 

SIX females FIGHTING over the WASHER, traffic jams at the BATHROOM’S, heck I know myself, have had to run outside behind the bushes, because at my age, can’t hold it too long anymore, but still, if you are reading this, you get it! The only break I get is running away from my own home, to my twins house.

Nobody gets along here either, the twins are jealous of the baby, leigh ann and stephaney can’t stand each other, and I have to be a referee, on a DAILY basis!

  
 So YES someone writing a book about one son? And complaining? Oh please, that’s like “Getting a free CAR, and COMPLAINING you have TO buy GAS, and PAY the INSURANCE” 

God bless us all