I can make up quotes daily! And while some folks THINK they are FUNNY, I laugh BECAUSE they are also TRUE….. Even I don’t know what I am going to say sometimes, but I guarantee I can make my twin sister laugh! My name is Cindy Daniel and I have a Redneck flair for words lol! listed below is a VARIETY of my FAVORITES……
“IF you didn’t BUY the FOOD in the FRIDGE, don’t COMPLAIN about the DINNER on the TABLE” (Be GRATEFUL)
“WITHOUT common SENSE, even a CASH cow EVENTUALLY runs DRY”
“the ONLY thing a BAD attitude will CATCH is a COLD, because GERMS are ATTRACTED to EVERYBODY, and PEOPLE aren’t”
“KIDS that are PICKED last in GYM class, ARE the FIRST people to SUCCEED, in REAL life”
“THERE is no ENTRANCE for KNOWLEDGE, in a CLOSED mind”
“TEXTING and DRIVING, is BEING in a HURRY, to GET to HEAVEN”
“the OLDEST tree IN the ORCHARD, stands ON the DEEPEST roots, PROVIDES greater SHADE, and BARES the SWEETEST fruit”
“NOBODY can BREAK your SPIRIT, unless YOU hand THEM the REINS, granting PERMISSION for the RIDE”
“Dont PACK my BAGS with your GUILT, that’s NOT my LUGGAGE and it AIN’T my TRIP”
“LIFE is an ORCHARD, never be AFRAID to PRUNE the LIMBS, dead BRANCHES, can KILL living TREES”
“I am BUSIER than DANNY the DESIGNATED driver FOR the NAUGHTY singles NIGHT club, on NEW years EVE”
“YOU won’t MISS the EGGS, until the HENS stop LAYING them”
“I am BUSIER than a BROOM, IN the HOME office, OF a DIRT factory”
“DETERMINATION is the FAST lane, ON the ROAD to SUCCESS”
“ANGER is FUTILE, stop TRYING to ROPE the WIND, when YOU can, LET it BLOW over”
“BUSIER than a BLENDER, in a SOUTHERN California SMOOTHIE shop, ON a sunny SATURDAY afternoon”
“nobody WORKS for FREE, even CLOWNS get PAID, to PERFORM in a CIRCUS”
“STOP allowing OTHER people’s DRAMA, to TAKE the CENTER stage, OF your SHOW”
“your CHARACTER says a LOT about YOU, I HOPE you LISTENING, because EVERYBODY else, IS”
“I am BUSIER than, A one EYED man, AT a STRIP club, ON a SATURDAY night”
“showing GRATITUDE, is WATERING the TREE that SHADES you, being UNGRATEFUL, is CUTTING it DOWN”
“UNLESS you WORK at a WASHATERIA, leave YOUR dirty LAUNDRY at HOME, or the ONLY thing YOU will ACCOMPLISH, is a STAINED reputation AT you JOB”
“Dont EXPECT a BLUE chip FRIENDSHIP, from a BOTTOM of the BARREL buddy, REAL friends are RARE”
“I am BUSIER than a BEVERLY hills PLASTIC surgeon, during BIKINI season”
“a BAD attitude IS as WORTHLESS as a SET of WHEELS, on a PAIR of CRUTCHES, because NEITHER will GET you ANYWHERE”
“a BAD attitude is LIKE a DIRTY litter BOX, they both STINK, and ONLY you, can CHANGE that”
“don’t HANG your LAUNDRY, on my CLOTHESLINE, keep your PROBLEMS, in YOUR own BACKYARD”
“OPPORTUNITIES are like RAINBOWS, they can BOTH disappear BEFORE ever BEING appreciated”
“I am BUSIER than HANK the HANDYMAN, after HURRICANE HARVEY, in HOUSTON”
“It doesn’t TAKE broad SHOULDERS to CARRY a GRUDGE, a NARROW mind, CAN hold ONTO one, FOREVER”
“I am BUSIER than a MOTH, trapped IN a SWEATER factory”
“Don’t SHAKE the TREE, unless YOU are WILLING to EAT the FRUIT that FALLS”
“HAPPIER than a GUARD dog, AT the locate MEAT packing PLANT, after CLOSING time”
“BUSIER than a LITTER of KITTENS, at a YARN factory”
“I am HAPPIER than, GARY the GAMBLER, at a COMPLIMENTARY carpenters CONVENTION, in SIN city”
“I am BUSIER than SIDE job BOB, after a TORNADO in TULSA”
“BUSIER than a BOX fan, AT the VFW on BINGO night, DURING the MONTH of AUGUST and the STATE of TEXAS”
“BUSIER than a GARDEN rake, in FALL”
“BUSIER than a RAT snake, AT a CHICKEN ranch, INSIDE the HEN house, WITH the DOGS tied UP”
“BUSIER than PUMPKIN spice, IN the FALL”
“BUSIER than a GARDEN hose, TRYING to FILL a RAT hole”
“I am BUSIER than FREDDIE the FIREMAN, on the FOURTH of JULY”
“Always ALLOW yesterday’s MISTAKES, to PAVE the ROAD for TODAY’S goals”
“IF you don’t FOCUS on your JOURNEY to SUCCESS, you WILL end up WORKING, for the PERSON that DID”
“HAPPINESS for OTHERS, will GENERATE your PERSONAL joy”
“IN the FOREST of LIFE, be AWARE of your SURROUNDINGS, the HANDLE of the AXE that CUTS you DOWN, was ONCE a TREE”
“HAPPINESS starts when NOTHING is EXPECTED, but EVERYTHING is APPRECIATED”
“a BROAD tongue CONSISTENTLY narrows the SEARCH, for a FEEBLE mind”
“NEVER allow your TEARS for TODAY, to DETOUR any HOPE you have, for TOMORROW”
“FAILURES are the SEEDS that you PLANT, before you REAP, a HARVEST of SUCCESS”
“I would rather be DETOURED, on the ROAD to SUCCESS, than to have NEVER made the TRIP”
“if COMMON sense were CRACKER crumbs, some PEOPLE wouldn’t HAVE enough, FOR a PIGEON to PILFER”
“MENOPAUSE is like FARM life, you EAT like a BIRD, work OUT like a BORROWED mule, then SWEAT like a PIG, and WHEN the ROOSER crows, IT begins AGAIN”
“HAPPIER than a CORN fed KID at the COUNTY carnival, ON opening DAY”
“HAPPIER than the CLASS clown, AT the town CIRCUS, inside the FUN house”
“HAPPIER than a BOOMTOWN bartender, COUNTING tips AT the END of the SHIFT, on a SINNERS Saturday NIGHT”
“NEVER pray to FIT in, WHEN you were BLESSED, to STAND out”
“MENOPAUSE has ME more CONFUSED, than a MOSQUITO, trapped in a MORTUARY”
“SUCCESS is LIKE a ROAD trip, you TRAVEL from FAILURE to FAILURE, without losing SIGHT of your DESTINATION”
“FOLKS that APPRECIATE a GOOD meal the MOST, are the ONES that DIDN’T get FED with a SILVER spoon”
“I am BUSIER than SIDE job BOB, after a TORNADO in TULSA”
“the TALLEST and STRAIGHTEST tree IN the FOREST, stands on TWISTED roots, don’t believe EVERYTHING you see”
“Don’t CRITICIZE the YOUTH of TODAY, without REMEMBERING the GENERATION, that RAISED them”
“the SWEETEST grapes IN the VINEYARD, were GROWN from TWISTED vines, don’t JUDGE by FAMILY”
“the UGLIEST tree IN the ORCHARD, can BARE the SWEETEST fruit”
“BE the RARE breed that STANDS out IN the CROWD, before YOU get LOST, in the HERD”
“BUSIER than a BOTTLE of PINK nail POLISH, at a PRETEEN pool PARTY”
“BUSIER than a MARGARITA machine AT a MEXICAN restaurant, DURING happy HOUR, on HUMP day”
“self LOVE is a QUALITY, that INSPIRES others, to FOLLOW”
“BUSIER than a TABLE saw, IN a WOODWORKERS warehouse”
“MENOPAUSE when your MOOD swings MORE, than a TROOP of MONKEYS, through the TREES in the AMAZON rain FOREST”
“BUSIER than the CORNER pocket, AT a PROFESSIONAL pool TOURNAMENT table”
“BUSIER than a MEXICAN restaurant, on TACO Tuesday”
“LIFE is a DINNER party, the PESSIMIST complains it’s TOO crowded, the OPTIMIST gets SOME extra CHAIRS, the REALIST goes INTO the KITCHEN, to VERIFY there IS an a enough FOOD to SPARE”
“BUSIER than THE town TASTER, at the CHRISTMAS cookie COMPETITION, during the HOLIDAY food FESTIVAL”
“BUSIER than a NARCISSIST, with a SELFIE stick”
“a BAD attitude IS as WELCOME as a RATTLESNAKE at a RODEO, or a DUST storm ON a TRAIL drive”
“HAPPIER than a NARCISSIST, with a SELFIE stick”
“BUSIER than a SURFER, during a TSUNAMI”
“Some folks ARE just LIKE a BLISTER, showing UP after the WORK is already DONE”
“BUSIER than A teenage BABYSITTER, with a SET of THREE year old TRIPLETS, on a SATURDAY night, at SUPPER time”
“IGNORANCE speaks without FORETHOUGHT, meanwhile INTELLIGENCE listens, before SAYING a WORD” (THINK first, WORDS can HURT)
“a FLAWED example WILL always PROVE to BE more VALUABLE, than anyone’s PERFECT advice” (show ME don’t TELL me)
“I am BUSIER than a RED squirrel, IN a CANADIAN pine TREE forest”
“The PESSIMIST will SEE a FLAT tire, the OPTIMIST will GET the SPARE, the REALIST will CHANGE it, and CHECK the AIR”
“HAPPIER than a RACCOON, visiting THE annual GEORGIA peach FESTIVAL”
#cindyism #quote “KNOWLEDGE is KNOWING still WATERS run deep, WISDOM is KNOWING to WEAR a LIFE jacket, ON the RIVER”
“LEADERSHIP without INTEGRITY, is LIKE being the CAPTAIN,aboard a SINKING ship”
“GRATITUDE is the DIFFERENCE between APPRECIATION, and a SENSE of ENTITLEMENT”
“I am BUSIER than a TERMITE, in a WOOD workers WAREHOUSE”
“BUSIER than THE local LOCKSMITH, at DOORS unlimited”
“BUSIER than a BUNCH of BROWN bunnies, VISITING a CALIFORNIA carrot CROP”
“To gain KNOWLEDGE is a GIFT, even if FAILURE was YOUR only TEACHER, learning from MISTAKES, creates STELLAR students”
“BUSIER than a COLONY of CARPENTER ants, INVADING a COLORADO log CABIN”
“BE the ROSE, even IF you are SURROUNDED, by a BED of THORNS and MANURE, in life’s GARDEN”
“a BAD attitude IS as WORTHLESS as, a FREE self ESTEEM seminar, TO a NARCISSIST”
“BUSIER than a ONE armed CATTLEMAN, during BRANDING season”
“BUSIER than a BASS boat STUCK in MISSISSIPPI mud, DURING the ANNUAL anglers, CATFISH competition”
“Some PEOPLE would SELL the FAMILY tractor, JUST to BUY a PLOW” God bless the FARM
#cindyism “never ALLOW other people’s OPINIONS to DETOUR your DESTINATION, especially if THEY dont JOIN you ON the JOURNEY, or PAY for the TRIP
“INTELLIGENCE is KNOWING the RIGHT path, WISDOM is KNOWING when to TAKE it” (don’t RENT a TRUCK, at RUSH hour) “KNOWLEDGE is KNOWING how to GIVE someone CORRECT change, WISDOM is KNOWING that every PENNY counts”
“SUCCESS is LIKE a ROAD trip, you TRAVEL from FAILURE to FAILURE, without LOSING sight OF your DESTINATION”
“BUSIER than a BOOMTOWN Walmart, ON a BLUE collar PAYDAY”
“SHAKING your FIST never PEDALED a BICYCLE” Anger doesn’t HELP
“Don’t PUSH an old MULE, unless YOU want to FEEL, how HARD they CAN still KICK”
“IGNORANCE is KNOWING there IS an INTERSTATE, and CHOOSING to TAKE the DIRT road, I won’t FOLLOW you INTO the MUD” Amen
“If COMMON sense was SACCHARIN, some PEOPLE wouldn’t have ENOUGH, to SWEETEN their CUP of COFFEE”
“a LIE travels FASTER than SCHOOLYARD gossip, MEANWHILE the TRUTH, just MISSED the BUS”
“SUCCESS is the DEFINITION of placing EVERYTHING you HAVE, into ANYTHING you DO”
“Some FOLKS are A few ACCESSORIES shy, OF a WARDROBE, God bless the REST of the FASHIONISTAS”
“If COMMON sense was CHEDDAR cheese, some PEOPLE wouldn’t have ENOUGH, to SET a MOUSE trap”
“YOU can’t LEAD the CHUCK wagon, IF you dont KNOW how to COOK, uneducated ADVICE will CAUSE your POSSE, to STARVE to DEATH”
“BITTERNESS is CUTTING your own WRIST, and WAITING for SOMEBODY else, to BLEED to DEATH”
“BE the HUSTLE, that REFUSES to SIT”
“Your MORALS are LIKE a GOOD set of TIRES, everything YOU have, is RIDING on THEM”
“YOU could GIVE some PEOPLE a GOLD ass HOLE, and THEY would still COMPLAIN, their FARTS stink”
“If YOU ain’t DRIVING the TRACTOR, don’t EXPECT me, to KISS your PLOW”
“Without COMMON sense, your WEALTH today, CAN become your POVERTY tomorrow”
“don’t COMPLAIN about the PRICE of the DINNER, especially IF you didn’t PAY for the MEAL”
“BUSIER than THE town TASTER, at the CHRISTMAS cookie COMPETITION, during the HOLIDAY food FESTIVAL” Amen
“HAPPIER than ODD jobs Bob, BEHIND the BAR, during the MERRY singles, Christmas MIXER marathon”
“a BAD attitude IS as WORTHLESS, as a FREE steak DINNER, to a VEGAN”
“BUSIER than SIDE job BOB, tending BAR in the BAHAMAS, during spring BREAK”
“a BAD attitude IS as WELCOME, as a DALLAS deadbeat DAD, at his DAUGHTERS debutante DANCE”
“EDUCATION is EVERYTHING, you don’t BRING a GLASS wrecking BALL, to a DEMOLITION site”
“PAYING it FORWARD has never BANKRUPT anybody, being PASSIONATE for the GREATER good, is PRICELESS” Amen
“I am BUSIER than a FANS hand with a FOAM finger, DURING the FALL football SEASON”
“BUSIER than a HIGHWAY flagger WITH the HIVES, or a ROPE, at a RODEO”
“a DISHONEST person, is LIKE a MIRRORED baseball, their IMAGE is easily SHATTERED, don’t INCLUDE yourself IN their GAME, or YOU will be CONSIDERED, part OF the TEAM”
“Some PEOPLE step in SHIT, and EXPECT you, to CLEAN their SHOES”
“EVEN if you STEP in old SHIT, it STILL stinks, don’t LET past PROBLEMS, stall your FUTURE plans”
“GOSSIP can’t THRIVE, without your PARTICIPATION”
“KNOWLEDGE is KNOWING that BIRDS travel in FLOCKS, and WISDOM is KNOWING to DUCK and COVER, when THEY take FLIGHT”
“BUSIER than a ONE armed WINDOW washer with ACROPHOBIA, on the TOP floor of a DOWNTOWN city SKYSCRAPER” Amen
“NEVER turn your BACK or RUN away FROM what you BELIEVE in, BECAUSE the HATERS that CHASE you, EVENTUALLY trip AND fall, into OBSCURITY”
“KNOWLEDGE is KNOWING that POISON ivy IS a plant, WISDOM is KNOWING to WALK around it, NOT through IT” Amen
“Don’t TELL me HOW to PAINT the FENCE, when YOU ain’t EVEN in the YARD”
“TALKING the BARN doors OFF the HINGES, has never FED the ANIMALS”
“FAMILY is the ONLY group of PEOPLE, you DON’T have to CONSISTENTLY like, to ETERNALLY love”
“Don’t PAY for a PREACHER, and EXPECT a CONGREGATION” Be GRATEFUL
“Don’t PAY for a SINGER, and EXPECT a CHOIR”
“MENOPAUSE, when you LOOK and FEEL, like YOU have been DRUG behind a CATTLE hauler, ON a TRIP around the WORLD” (shit)
“a BAD attitude IS like DIRTY socks, they BOTH stink, AND only YOU can CHANGE them”
“COMMON sense IS like BREATH spray, the PEOPLE that NEED it the MOST, won’t USE it at ALL, but GET up IN your FACE anyway”
“COMMON sense is LIKE a BELT, the PEOPLE that NEED one the MOST, won’t WEAR it at ALL, and RUN around MAKING an ass OUT of THEMSELVES anyway” Amen
“HAPPIER than a BOOMTOWN bartender COUNTING tips, AT the END of the SHIFT, on a SINNERS Saturday NIGHT”
“I am NOT a MATHEMATICIAN, please don’t BRING me, any MORE of your PROBLEMS to SOLVE”
“HAPPINESS isn’t ABOUT getting YOUR way every DAY, it’s about ENJOYING the JOURNEY, and being GRATEFUL for the TRIP”
“Don’t TELL me HOW to PLAY, when YOU didn’t even SHOW up for PRACTICE, and ain’t EVEN in the GAME”
“your EGO is NON-NEGOTIABLE, and CAN’T buy HAPPINESS, much less PAY for ANYTHING else, stay HUMBLE”
“your SUCCESS isn’t MEASURED by the AMOUNT of TIME it TOOK to GET there, it’s DETERMINED by the AMBITION you HAVE, to MAKE the TRIP”
“You can GRAZE with the CATTLE without BECOMING part OF the HERD, because YOU don’t HAVE to LIKE somebody, to LEARN from THEM”
“KNOWLEDGE can EASILY recognize the SOUNDS of LAUGHTER, however WISDOM quickly DISTINGUISHES a SMILE from a SMIRK, people KNOW when YOU are LAUGHING at THEM, or WITH them”
“UNLESS you are DRIVING the LOCOMOTIVE, don’t EXPECT me to KISS your CABOOSE”
“a LIE travels FASTER than SOUND, meanwhile the TRUTH moves at a WALKING pace, SEARCHING for an EAR to LISTEN”
“KNOWLEDGE is KNOWING that HORSES travel in TEAMS, but WISDOM knows TO get OUT of the WAY, when THERE is a STAMPEDE”
“HAVING a NARROW mind IS like PLANTING on BARREN land, BECAUSE both WILL yield FUTILE results, IN their ENVIRONMENT”
“EVEN if NOBODY can APPRECIATE your VALUE, it WILL never DEPRECIATE your WORTH”
“IF you CAN’T offer ENCOURAGEMENT to OTHERS, don’t EXPECT them TO be IN your AUDIENCE for APPLAUSE”
“never GAZE into the MIRROR without APPRECIATING the VIEW, like YOURSELF first BEFORE anybody ELSE”
“GOALS are NOT based on ABILITY, they are DRVEN by AMBITION”
“DON’T allow RECESS to INTERFERE with your LIFES progress, THERE is ALWAYS TIME to PLAY, later”
“KNOWLEDGE is KNOWING how to PLANT a garden, WISDOM is KNOWING that IT will take TIME, to GROW”
“a TRIUMPH is WON from NUMEROUS failed EFFORTS, your first DEFEAT should NEVER be YOUR last ATTEMPT”
“IF you are PACKING your LUGGAGE for SUCCESS, don’t FORGET to bring COMMON sense”
“IF you allow FEAR to BE your CRUTCH, you have ALREADY accepted a LIFETIME of DISABILITY”
“IF the HIGHWAY to your GOALS is under CONSTRUCTION, you STILL have TIME, to PLAN an ALTERNATE route”
“If you ACQUIRE anything EASILY, it WON’T be MISSED when Its GONE, the THINGS that will MATTER the MOST, are WHAT you FOUGHT for, and WON”
“YOU could GIVE some PEOPLE a FREE steak DINNER, and THEY would still COMPLAIN they HAD to CUT and CHEW it, FEED yourself FIRST, before you STARVE to DEATH, trying to PLEASE everybody ELSE”
“HAPPINESS comes from SHARING what you ALREADY have, NOT from BUYING things, YOU don’t NEED”
“I would rather be DETOURED, on the ROAD to SUCCESS, than to have NEVER made the TRIP”
“TYING every BUNDLE, will EVENTUALLY fill the HAY barn, if you PERSEVERE” (work HARD at EVERYTHING)
“IF you CHASE a FLOCK of BIRDS you WILL never CAGE any, FOCUS on ONE task AT a TIME, to ACHIEVE success”
God bless us all folks
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