#Cindyism Quotes for #pawningplannersapparel with Wendy Wortham and Cindy Daniel of The Pawning Planners

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 #quote “LIFE is a ROAD trip, the PESSIMIST will SEE a FLAT tire, the OPTIMIST will GET the SPARE, the REALIST will CHANGE it, and CHECK the AIR” (I am a realist)

“I would PREFER to BE a DIME store LAMP that LIGHTS up the ROOM, than TO be a PRICELESS statue, IN a CORNER gathering DUST, anyday”! (MONEY ain’t EVERYTHING)

 #quote “UNLESS you have MADE the JOURNEY, never ATTEMPT to OFFER others, DIRECTIONS for their TRIP” Amen

“CLASS can’t be BOUGHT, it HAS to be TAUGHT, paying HIGHER tuition WON’T supersede free COMMON sense and MORALS, the lessons LEARNED from a good HOME, aren’t INCLUDED in a TRUST fund”

 “PASSION is the PLOW that PUSHES your DREAMS, into REALITY” 

 “Be the HUSTLE that REFUSES to SIT” Amen

 “Your COMFORT zone IS located on BARREN land, don’t EXPECT any PERSONAL growth, UNLESS you are WILLING to MOVE”

 “WITHOUT common SENSE, your WEALTH today, CAN become your POVERTY tomorrow” God bless us all

“FAITH is the FISHERMAN, who CAST his LURE into the WATER, with the BELIEF he WILL be FED from PERSEVERANCE” (without FAITH, there is no HOPE)

#cindyism #quote #lifequote “IMPERFECTIONS aren’t FATAL, a SCRATCH on the CAR, won’t PREVENT you FROM arriving TO your DESTINATION, on TIME” Amen

By creating a window for anyone regardless of their income to enjoy a dream event, we found out a few folks couldn’t come up with a trade or any money so, my twin sister created Pawning Planners Apparel featuring my classic #Cindyism #redneckreality

“The WORLD is a CIRCUS, with the OPPORTUNITY to BE a RINGLEADER, a PERFORMER or JUST another CLOWN, under the BIG top of LIFE”

“HAVING a BAD attitude, is LIKE wearing DIRTY socks, THEY both STINK, and ONLY you CAN change THEM”

 “OPPORTUNITIES are like RAINBOWS, they CAN both DISAPPEAR, before EVER being APPRECIATED”

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“NEVER turn your BACK or RUN away FROM what you BELIEVE in, BECAUSE the CRITICS that CHASE you, EVENTUALLY trip AND fall, into OBSCURITY”

Lots of folks love my saucy saying, however, I make them up because somebody insults me, makes me mad, or they ain’t all there!


“Don’t SHAKE the TREE, unless you are willing to EAT the FRUIT, that FALLS”
There’s a “little” truth to EVERY joke, but mine are the “whole” truth, to whatever situation it is! And that’s the gospel. Listed below are some of my all time favorites! Hillbilliesaregenius 
Knowledge, Wisdom, Intelligence and Common SENSE……..

“Dont EXPECT a BLUE chip FRIENDSHIP, from a BOTTOM of the BARREL buddy, REAL friends are RARE”
“TYING every BUNDLE, will EVENTUALLY fill the HAY barn, if you PERSEVERE” 
 “If you CHASE a FLOCK of BIRDS, you WILL never CAGE any” (stay focused)
“Life IS an ORCHARD, never be AFRAID to PRUNE the LIMBS, dead BRANCHES can KILL living TREES”
“I may NOT be the DIAMOND you HOPED for, but LIKE a CUBIC ZIRCONIA, I will SHINE on, because YOU don’t HAVE to be HIGH maintenance, to SPARKLE”
“Being EMBARRASSED and getting ANGRY is FUTILE, thats LIKE attempting to ROPE the WIND, when YOU can just LET it BLOW over”
 “In the FOREST of LIFE, be AWARE of your SURROUNDINGS, the HANDLE of the AXE that CUTS you DOWN, was ONCE a TREE” 
 “LIFE is a LIBRARY and you ARE the AUTHOR, leave BEHIND a GOOD book, WITHOUT any BLANK pages” 
 “A bad ATTITUDE, is as WELCOME as, a RATTLESNAKE at a RODEO, or a DUST storm, ON a TRAIL drive” 
 “GRATITUDE is the DIFFERENCE between APPRECIATION and a SENSE of ENTITLEMENT” (be grateful) 
 “It’s NOT considered BUILDING a BRIDGE with the NEIGHBOR, if YOU are ONLY going to USE  it, to BORROW the HORSE and MILK his COW”
 “SUCCESS doesn’t GROW without PLANTING the SEEDS of EFFORT, and WEEDING through YOUR gardens FAILURES”
“AGING is the GIFT few PEOPLE have the OPPORTUNITY to OPEN, if YOU were INVITED to the PARTY, don’t FORGET to CELEBRATE”
” if you FEEL like a MILLION dollars, dont TREAT others as POCKET change, your POPULARITY doesn’t INCREASE by PUTTING others DOWN”
“Your MORALS are LIKE a good SET of TIRES, everything YOU have, is RIDING on THEM” drive SAFELY!
“PERSEVERANCE is LIKE a BORROWED plow, DON’T be AFRAID, to PUSH it”
“YOU don’t EARN extra CREDIT, only WORKING to GET by, IF you don’t CARE, nobody ELSE will NOTICE either”
Take PRIDE in your JOURNEY, and be PROUD of every STEP you TAKE, towards your DESTINATION”
#cindyism #selflove #quote #lifequotes “NEVER gaze INTO a MIRROR, without APPRECIATING the VIEW, self LOVE inspires OTHERS to FOLLOW” Amen

“PEOPLE with INITIATIVE, are like YEAST in BREAD, they RISE to every OPPORTUNITY”
“SUCCESS is the DEFINITION of placing EVERYTHING you HAVE, into ANYTHING you DO”
“a BAD attitude ENDS the FUN, causing EVERYBODY to RUN, I don’t JOG, so I will SIT like a BUMP on a LOG, and WAIT for YOU to CHANGE it”
“IF you don’t SPEAK the TRUTH today, your WORDS will be SPOKEN to DEAF ears TOMORROW”
“NEVER allow FEAR of the WATER, to KEEP you on DRY land, the BIGGEST fish don’t SWIM close TO the SHORE”
“SELF love is a QUALITY, that INSPIRES others to FOLLOW”
“FAMILY are the STAKES in the FENCE, that KEEP you STANDING and SUPPORT you, even AFTER the STORM”
“Don’t STEP into TRAFFIC for SOMEONE that threw YOU under the BUS already, because ONCE is EXPERIENCE and TWICE is STUPIDITY” (be smart)
“ANGER is UNHEALTHY, it’s always BEST to COOL your ENGINE, before you END up CRACKING your BLOCK, and CONSEQUENTLY,  not going ANYWHERE”
“A BAD attitude IS as USEFUL, as a FREE self ESTEEM seminar, TO a NARCISSIST”
“Don’t EXPECT to CHERRY pick a WITHERED branch ON a BARREN tree, PEOPLES generosity EVENTUALLY runs OUT”
“TO gain KNOWLEDGE is a GIFT, even if FAILURE was YOUR only TEACHER”
“IT doesn’t TAKE broad SHOULDERS to CARRY a GRUDGE, a NARROW mind CAN hold ONTO one FOREVER”
“KNOWLEDGE without COMMON sense is like, GOING deep SEA diving, WITHOUT a WET suit, or an AIR tank, just BECAUSE you READ the BOOK, doesn’t MEAN you UNDERSTOOD the INSTRUCTIONS”
“Your INFLUENCE on others, CAN make THEIR troubles a SHORT journey, or a LONG haul, BE the FUEL that IGNITES the FIRE within THEM, when you CAN”
“KNOWLEDGE is KNOWING still WATERS run deep, WISDOM is KNOWING to WEAR a LIFE jacket, ON the RIVER” (because some folks can be smart and dumb, at the SAME time)
“There IS no INTERVAL, on the ROAD to SUCCESS, for A truly DEDICATED traveler”
“LEADERSHIP without INTEGRITY, is LIKE being the CAPTAIN, aboard a SINKING ship”
“YOU can GRAZE with the CATTLE, without BECOMING part OF the HERD” You DONT have to LIKE somebody, to LEARN from THEM”
“PEOPLES negativity, SOMETIMES you HAVE to PULL the WEEDS, before they CHOKE your GARDEN, and PREVENT your HARVEST”
“a BAD attitude, IS as WELCOME as, a TWISTER at a TEXAS tailgate PARTY”
“FAMILY is LIKE a POT luck DINNER, you don’t HAVE to LIKE everything they BRING to the TABLE, to APPRECIATE the MEAL”
“KNOWLEDGE is KNOWING that BIRDS travel in FLOCKS, wisdom is KNOWING to DUCK and COVER, when THEY take FLIGHT”
“MOTHERHOOD isn’t a JOB, it’s a CAREER, with the BEST benefits PACKAGE of ALL, it GIVES you the ABILITY to SHARE a LIFE”
“A SMILE speaks KINDNESS, faster AND louder, THAN any WORDS could ever EMULATE”
“LIFE is a BAKERY, with the OPPORTUNITY to break BREAD with the LESS fortunate, SPREAD kindness, like BUTTER”
“When OPPORTUNITY comes CALLING, you DONT send IT to VOICE mail, you ANSWER the PHONE”
“KNOWLEDGE without COMMON sense, IS like FILLING the GAS tank, on a TOTALED car”
“Taking someone’s KINDNESS for GRANTED, is LIKE eating SUPPER, without a dinner PRAYER”
“DISCRIMINATION can’t FLOURISH without PARTICIPATION, never WATER poison IVY, NIP it IN the BUD”
“YOU can’t PROFIT from the HARVEST, if YOU don’t PLANT the CROP”
“Don’t CRITICIZE today’s YOUTH, without REMEMBERING the GENERATION that RAISED them”
 “a JOURNEY without a DESTINATION is JUST a JOY ride, STAY focused ON your GOALS” 
“Never ALLOW recess to INTERFERE with YOUR life’s PROGRESS, there is ALWAYS time to PLAY later”
“FAMILY is THE only DEMOLITION crew, that can TEAR down a WALL, and SOMEBODY will come ALONG and REPLACE it, WITH a FENCE”
“A bad ATTITUDE is LIKE a HAIR, on THE morning HOTCAKES, because BOTH, are a GOOD excuse for EVERYBODY else to LEAVE”
“DONT pack your BAGS, for somebody else’s GUILT trip, that’s NOT your LUGGAGE, and it AIN’T your TRIP either”
“Don’t HIDE your PRIDE on the JOURNEY, be PROUD of EVERY step you TOOK, towards the DESTINATION”
“COMMON sense IS like MOUTHWASH, the PEOPLE that NEED it the MOST, don’t USE it at ALL, but GET up IN your FACE anyway”
“INTELLIGENCE can easily RECOGNIZE the SOUNDS of LAUGHTER, however  WISDOM quickly DISTINGUISHES a SMILE, from a SMIRK”
“IGNORANCE speaks WITHOUT forethought however, INTELLIGENCE listens before SAYING a WORD”
“APPRECIATE the JOURNEY, be GRATEFUL for the TRIP”
“A HARD road PAVED, offers a DESTINATION to SUCCESS, for any DEDICATED traveler”
“You don’t MEND fences WITH your NEIGHBOR, borrowing a LADDER, to STEAL fruit, FROM their TREE” (BE a MOOCHER)
“KNOWLEDGE is knowing TRAINS ride on TRACKS, WISDOM is KNOWING to STAY clear OF the railroad CROSSING, when you HEAR the WHISTLE blow”
“DETERMINATION is the FAST lane, on the ROAD road to SUCCESS”
“a BAD attitude, IS as WELCOME as a TWISTER at a TEXAS tailgate PARTY”
“The words THANK YOU are the VOICE of GRATITUDE, don’t be AFRAID to SPEAK them, and SHOW your APPRECIATION”
“YOU can be the WALLFLOWER that never DANCES, or YOU can BE the HUSTLE, that REFUSES to SIT”
 “UNSOLICITED advice IS as WELCOME, as a Dallas DEADBEAT dad, attending HIS daughters, DEBUTANTE dance” Amen
“You CAN’T be AFRAID of HEIGHTS, to CLIMB the LADDER of SUCCESS”
“Don’t COME around to REAP the HARVEST, if YOU didn’t HELP planting the CROPS”
“KNOWLEDGE is KNOWING your FOOD has gone SOUR, WISDOM is KNOWING not to EAT it”
“You DONT have TO be a MATHEMATICIAN to know, WALKING away from PROBLEMS, will NEVER solve THEM”
“Unless YOU are EMPLOYED at a WASHATERIA, leave your DIRTY laundry at HOME, because NOBODY needs a STAINED reputation, at WORK”
“KNOWLEDGE is knowing POISON ivy IS a plant, WISDOM is KNOWING to WALK around IT, not THROUGH it” “
“Don’t GET so BUSY financing your FUTURE, that you FORGET to ENJOY, your EXISTENCE”
“God GAVE you a BRAIN to CONTROL your MOUTH, think FIRST before EXCERSIZING your FREEDOM of SPEECH”
“You CANT climb the LADDER of SUCCESS riding SOMEBODY else’s COAT tails”
“KNOWLEDGE is KNOWING how to GIVE someone CORRECT change, however WISDOM is KNOWING that every PENNY counts”
“There is A little TRUTH to every JOKE, dont BECOME the PUNCHLINE”
“Never ALLOW your MOUTH to WORK overtime, when your BRAIN is on a BREAK”
Because….
“a BROAD tongue CONSISTENTLY narrows the SEARCH, for a FEEBLE mind”

“FAMILY is THE best SANCTUARY, against LIFE’S worst storms, NOTHING offers GREATER shelter, THAN the ARMS of a LOVED one”
“Be PERSISTENT to GET what you WANT, and WHEN you GET it, HAVE the COMMON sense, to KEEP it”
“LIFE is a DINNER party, the PESSIMIST complains THAT it IS too CROWDED, the OPTIMISTIC gets some EXTRA chairs, the REALIST goes TO the KITCHEN, to VERIFY that there IS enough FOOD, to SPARE”
Unappreciative or ungrateful…..
If some PEOPLE have a CLEAR conscience, I can only ASSUME, they suffer SHORT term MEMORY LOSS as well”
“NEVER shoot your MOUTH off, WHEN your BRAIN is DRAWING blanks”
“UNLESS you are PAYING for the DINNER, don’t COMPLAIN about the PRICE, of the MEAL” (be GRATEFUL)
“your CHARACTER says a LOT about YOU, are you LISTENING? Because EVERYBODY else IS”
Ain’t worth the SALT it WOULD take to JERKY him”
“if you PERSIST in finding IMPERFECTIONS in EVERYTHING, you will NEVER find HAPPINESS in ANYTHING”
“some FOLKS are like a CALLUS, popping up, only AFTER the CHORES are already DONE”
“a CYNICAL individual, should NEVER expect an INVITATION, to a SUCCESSFUL group”
“It’s not CONSIDERED to be a FAVOR, building a BRIDGE for the NEIGHBOR, just TO borrow the MULE, and collect THEIR eggs”
“PEOPLE that APPRECIATE a MEAL the MOST, are the ONES that weren’t FED, with a SILVER spoon”
“You could GIVE some PEOPLE a NEW car, and they would STILL complain, they HAD to PAY for GAS, and buy INSURANCE”
“You would think I been FEEDING him LEAD, cause HE can’t get OFF of his ASS”
“Dont STEAL fruit FROM the NEIGHBORS tree AND then COMPLAIN its SOUR, be GRATEFUL”
“Some PEOPLE are LIKE a Texas TWISTER, sucking the LIFE right OUT of YOU, don’t LIVE in TORNADO alley, ESPECIALLY when YOU can just MOVE”
“They expect me to make GRAVY out of WATER”
“Ain’t worth the FLOUR it would take to BAKE them”
“I nick named him BLISTER, cause he ONLY show up, when the WORK is all DONE”!
“some FOLKS would COMPLAIN with a FREE steak DINNER, because THEY had to CUT and CHEW it, FEED yourself FIRST, because YOU could STARVE to DEATH, trying to PLEASE everybody ELSE”
“Dont EXPECT me TO turn SHIT, into SILVER”
“You COULD give SOME people a GOLD asshole, and THEY would still COMPAIN, their FARTS still STINK”
“unless you BOUGHT the GROCERIES, in the FRIDGE, don’t COMPLAIN, about the DINNER on the TABLE”
“Just BECAUSE I opened the FRONT door, DOESN’T mean I WONT escort  you TO the EXIT”
Phony or a liar……
 “TRUST is LIKE a drinking GLASS, when it’s BROKEN, don’t EXPECT it to HOLD water, FOR anybody ELSE either”
 “EVERY day ISN’T a BUFFET, especially IF your LAZY, keep it REAL before you EAT the MEAL, of all BISCUITS and no GRAVY” Amen
 

“All FARM and no GARDEN”
“a LIE travels FASTER than SOUND, meanwhile the TRUTH moves AT a WALKING pace, SEARCHING for an EAR to LISTEN”
“All SADDLE and no HORSE”
“I would rather BEFRIEND an ENEMY, than HAVE a FAKE friend, it’s BETTER to SEE the BLADE coming, THEN to get STABBED from BEHIND”
“He is SLICKER than cold LARD” (sneaky)
“A LIE travels FASTER than SCHOOL yard GOSSIP, MEANWHILE the TRUTH, just missed the BUS”
“some PEOPLE are more CROOKED, than the HIND legs, of  a COYOTE, STAY away from STRAY animals, before YOU are CONSIDERED,  part OF the PACK”
“All RANCH and no CATTLE”
“if you are all DIRT, and no CROPS, don’t be BOASTFUL to OTHERS, being HUMBLE is ALWAYS an ATTRIBUTE”
“Shit so DEEP even the FARM ANIMALS, need RAINBOOTS”
“DIRTY deeds LEAVE you with UNCLEAN hands THAT are clearly VISIBLE, to the PERSON refusing to SHAKE them”
“They ARE so CROOKED, they COULD eat NAILS, and shit SCREWS”
“If the SHIT gets any deeper, I need an AIR TANK and a WET SUIT”
“Smells down wind of the CITY DUMP”
“The STRAIGHTEST tree in the FOREST, can have the most TWISTED ROOTS”!
“I would rather STARVE for the TRUTH, than to FEAST on a BUFFET of LIES, the TRUTH is FREE, however DISHONESTY can COST you, so BEFORE you ORDER, make SURE that YOU can AFFORD to PAY the BILL”
“if you DONT have the INTEGRITY to SPEAK the TRUTH today, don’t be SURPRISED when your WORDS fall upon DEAF ears TOMORROW”
“a DISHONEST person is like a MIRRORED baseball, their IMAGE can be easily SHATTERED, stay OUT of their GAME, before YOU are CONSIDERED part of the TEAM”
“a LIE travels FASTER than CAFETERIA gossip, MEANWHILE……..the TRUTH, just skipped LUNCH” (don’t BELIEVE everything you HEAR)
“GOSSIP can’t THRIVE, without your PARTICIPATION” (don’t BELIEVE everything you HEAR) Amen
Stuck up or a snob……
 “just BECAUSE you BOUGHT a TICKET to the MOVIE, doesn’t MAKE the STAR of the SHOW” We all NEED to be more HUMBLE 😇 God bless us all
“Acts like a shiny new PENNY, when I know, she’s been spare CHANGE, in so many hip pockets, ABES head is worn to a SHADOW” (they HAVE been AROUND)
“She gets TURNED on FASTER than CABLE tv, LOOKING at her OWN reflection, IN the MIRROR”
“DON’T be BOASTFUL, your FRIENDS remember WHERE you CAME from, AND your SWAGGER has your ENEMIES, waiting for YOU to FALL, nobody LIKES a BRAGGART”
“Some WOMEN are LIKE a RADIO frequency, they CAN get PICKED up, but THEIR attitude makes YOU want to DROP them FASTER, than a LOST signal”
“She’s more EXCITED about HERSELF, than a MOSQUITO, trapped in a BLOOD bank”
 “Some PEOPLE were BORN with a JAGUAR chassis, and CURSED with a MOPED mind” (I am using this #quote in 2 categories because it’s accurate)
“don’t come KNOCKING, on my FRONT door, if you THINK, you are too GOOD, to SWEEP, my PORCH” (think you are better than me)
“Your EGO, isn’t CURRENCY, and can’t buy HAPPINESS, much less, PAY for ANYTHING else”
“Keeps CLUCKING like the PRIZE HEN, and ain’t laid an EGG yet”
“don’t ACT like, your DANCE card is FULL, or you will NEVER get a PARTNER”
“This ain’t the  ZOO, you aren’t the MAIN attraction, so don’t EXPECT me to PET and FEED you”
“Some folks act like their $hit don’t STINK, the GOOD news is, I SMELLED you coming, cause your FARTS done gave you away”
“Don’t act like MISS AMERICA, because with an ATTITUDE like YOURS, you wouldn’t make it to the STATE FINAL”
“She ain’t a PRINCESS, closest she WILL get to ROYALTY, is SNOW whites CASTLE, at DISNEYLAND, and PAY the admission, TO get in”
“They remind me of a PEZ candy dispenser, stuck in the OPEN position”!
“I should have checked the PARKING lot, for where SHE parked her BROOM,  but I DIDNT see any FLYING MONKEES”
Unsolicited advice is as unwelcome as..
“A RATTLESNAKE at a RODEO”
“A family of MICE, under the CIRCUS big TOP”
“A DUST storm on a TRAIL DRIVE”
“A TWISTER, at a TAILGATE party”
“An OIL slick at a BEACH party”
“A GATER at a GEORGIA garden PARTY”
“A GRIZZLY at a CAMP fire”
“unsolicited ADVICE  is like LISTENING to a BROKEN record  or RAP music, nobody REALLY wants to HEAR it”
“SOME people’s ADVICE is as WORTHLESS as a free STEAK dinner, to a VEGAN”
Folks that are as useful as or as worthless as…….
“as USEFUL as a KNIFE, in a SHOOTING GALLERY”
“as USEFUL, as a SNOW plow, in a BLIZZARD, without a BLADE”
“As USEFUL as a FLAT chested STRIPPER”
“As USEFUL as a CLOTHES dryer with no HEATING element”
“some peoples ADVICE is as USEFUL, as WHEELCHAIR, in a horse STAMPEDE”
“Their ADVICE is as USEFUL as a CRUTCH in a SWIMMING pool”
“some PEOPLE are as USELESS as, a LAWNMOWER without the BLADE”
“some PEOPLE are as WORTHLESS as a IRON on TATTOO”
“As WORTHLESS as a WOODEN fireplace POKER”
“a BAD attitude IS as WELCOME as a WHATABURGER, in the DINING area of the CHICK FIL A”
“Some folks are as USEFUL, as a POGO STICK, in a RIVER”
“some peoples ADVICE is as WORTHLESS, as a PORK DINNER, at a BAR MITZVAH”
“Some folks are as WORTHLESS, as a SIDESADDLE, on a DUCK”
“some PEOPLE are as USELESS as a GLASS wrecking BALL, at a DEMOLITION site”
“As WORTHLESS as a CONCRETE ceiling, on a SHOTGUN house”
“As WORTHLESS as a STEERING wheel, on a LONGHORN”
“other people’s ADVICE or OPINIONS, are as WELCOME as a BAR B QUE, during a PETA rally”
“A ZIPPER, on YOGA pants”
“a BAD attitude IS as WORTHLESS, as a SET of WHEELS, on a PAIR of CRUTCHES”
“Some PEOPLE will STEP into SHIT, and EXPECT you, to CLEAN their SHOES”
“As USEFUL as captain HOOK, teaching ARCHERY”
And PLEASE don’t tell me how to PAINT my FENCE, when you ain’t even in the YARD”
Folks that judge……,
Dont put ME under a MICROSCOPE, unless you are WILLING to CLEAN the GLASS first, AND catch a GLIMPSE of YOUR own REFLECTION”
“Don’t tell me how to PLAY, when you NEVER showed up for PRACTICE, and ain’t even in the GAME”
“Don’t CRITISIZE the PARTY, if you showed up UNINVITED and without a GIFT”
“Don’t tell me MY ROSES stink, if you have never been to MY GARDEN”
“Don’t throw TRASH over my FENCE, when you are LIVING at the DUMP”
Moochers……
“Don’t pay for a SINGER, and EXPECT a CHOIR”
“I don’t ALLOW hitchhiking, ON my CRAZY train”
“Don’t INVITE me to DINNER, and EXPECT me to BUY the GROCERIES and COOK”
“Don’t PAY for an APPETIZER, and EXPECT a BUFFET”
“Don’t FEED your HORSE, at my TROUGH”
“Don’t hitch your HORSE, to my WAGON”
“Don’t pay for a PREACHER, and expect a CONGREGATION”
“Don’t invite yourself into my CARAVAN, unless you DRIVE your own CAR”
“Don’t HANG your LAUNDRY on the NEIGHBOOR’S clothesline, KEEP your PROBLEMS in YOUR own BACKYARD”
“Don’t invite yourself to my PICNIC, unless you PACK your own BASKET”
“Happiness and Happy quotes…….
“HAPPINESS for OTHERS, will GENERATE your PERSONAL joy”
 “HAPPIER than a HOMEMAKER or a HOUSEGUEST, during the HOLIDAY season”
“HAPPIER than a NONSMOKING new FATHER, with a BOX of BABY boy CANDY cigars, BEHIND the DELIVERY room DOOR”
“HAPPIER than ODD jobs BOB, at a SENIOR singles DATING convention”
“HAPPIER than A rambunctious REDNECK, at THE annual HILLBILLY holiday HOEDOWN and JAMBOREE”
“HAPPIER than a NARCISSIST, with a SELFIE stick”
“HAPPIER than a BOOMTOWN bartender, COUNTING tips AT the END of the SHIFT, ON a SINNERS Saturday NIGHT”
 “HAPPIER than a COUPLE of CORN fed KIDS, at the COUNTY carnival, on OPENING day” 
“I am HAPPIER than THE class CLOWN, at THE town CIRCUS, inside the FUN house” 
 “HAPPIER than an EGOMANIAC, visiting RIPLEY’S believe it OR not, MIRROR maze” 
“HAPPIER than a HUMMINGBIRD, on a HONEYSUCKLE vine, IN the SUMMER time”
“HAPPIER than a FAMILY of FLEA beetles, ON an IDAHO potato PLANTATION”
“HAPPIER than A bunch of BOLL weevils, IN a CALIFORNIA cotton CROP” 
“HAPPIER than HANK the HANDYMAN, at a SENIOR speed DATING marathon”
“HAPPIER than a HOLLYWOOD hopeful KID, at a SOUTHERN California CASTING call”
“HAPPIER than a BULLFROG on a BUMPY log, IN the BAYOU”
“HAPPIER than a TEENAGER with a SWEET tooth, WORKING at the SWISS chocolate SHOP”
“HAPPIER than a MOUSE, in a CHEDDAR cheese FACTORY, after CLOSING time”
“HAPPIER than a HOLSTEIN heifer, IN an Alabama ALFALFA hay FIELD”
“HAPPIER than a GOPHER snake, IN the GRAND canyon”
“HAPPIER than a TERMITE, in a WOOD shed”
“HAPPIER than a NEST of HORNETS in a hollow TREE”
“HAPPIER than a FIELD mouse IN a California CABBAGE patch”
“HAPPIER than a HIKER in TEXAS hill country”
“HAPPIER than a CATFISH, swimming in Mississippi MUDDY water”
Mind your own business…….
“Stay out of my BARN, unless you are FEEDING the ANIMALS”
“unless you are DRIVING the LOCOMOTIVE, don’t EXPECT me to KISS your CABOOSE”
“If you ain’t my PSYCHIATRIST, stay out of my HEAD”
“Unless you are MOWING the GRASS, stay out of my YARD”
“Unless you are my MECHANIC, don’t get under my HOOD”
“My POTS are COOKING on all four BURNERS, I don’t need another COOK in the KITCHEN”
“Don’t invite yourself to my CAMP FIRE, unless you CAUGHT the FISH”
“I didn’t KICK a CHAIR out for you at my TABLE, so don’t EXPECT to LEAD in PRAYER”
“If you ain’t my BEAUTICIAN, stay out of my HAIR”
“Don’t tell me how to PLAY, when you ain’t even in the GAME”(this can be used in many situations)
“Don’t jump in my BOAT, unless you bring your own POLE and BAIT”
“I didn’t invite you to park your BUGGY, in my BARN”
“I didn’t ask you to help me COOK, so please keep your SPOON, out of my SKILLET” (mind your own business)
Your not the BOSS…… 
“If you ain’t DRIVING the TRACTOR, don’t expect me to KISS your PLOW”
“I ain’t your MECHANIC, don’t expect me to put you on a LIFT, to KISS  your AXLE”
“If you don’t OWN the TRUCK, don’t expect me to KISS your TRAILER”
“You can’t lead the CHUCK WAGON, if you don’t know how to COOK, uneducated ADVICE, can CAUSE your POSSE, to STARVE to DEATH”
“You can’t be the TRAIL BOSS, if you don’t know how to RIDE, because SOONER than LATER, you will FALL, and hopefully NOT get STEPPED on as WELL”
I ain’t the BOSS either………
“Just because I am HARVESTING the CROP, doesn’t mean I OWN the FARM”
“Just because I am milking the HEFFER, doesn’t mean I OWN the DAIRY”
“Just because I am MOWING the GRASS, doesn’t mean I OWN the YARD”
“Just because I am PAINTING the FENCE, doesn’t mean, I OWN the HOUSE”
My twin IS the BOSS! I just WORK here😇
“LEADERSHIP without INTEGRITY is like a QUEEN without a CASTLE, a CROWN or a THRONE”
Holiday quotes……
“BUSIER than Bob the  BACHELOR, aboard a SWINGING singles, Christmas CRUISE”
“THIS years HOLIDAYS are almost OVER, stay SAFE with FAMILY and FRIENDS, and only DRIVE sober, DONT end THIS year, BY getting DRUNK and BEING pulled OVER”
“HAPPIER than SAM the SINGLE man, VISITING a BOOMTOWN bar, on NEW years EVE, during LADIES night, WITH his BEST friend STEVE”
“BUSIER than DANNY the DESIGNATED driver AT the NAUGHTY singles NIGHT club, on NEW years EVE”
“CANDY cane DISHES and HOLIDAY wishes, MERRY Christmas FRIENDS and FAMILY, with our LOVE and KISSES”
 “I am BUSIER than a TRAVELING tourist IN the CITY of Chicago, visiting the MAGNIFICENT mile, DURING the MONTH of CHRISTMAS”
“HAPPIER than TOM the town TENOR, teaching CHRISTMAS carols, TO the CHILDREN’S community CHOIR”
“IF you AREN’T leading the REINDEER, stop EXPECTING everyone ELSE, to KISS your SLEIGH”
“I am BUSIER than THE family BREADWINNER, beating the CLOCK for that Christmas BONUS, in mid DECEMBER”
“CHRISTMAS is COUNTING your BLESSINGS and SPENDING your CASH, at the LIQUOR store, WHEN you KNOW, family are COMING”
“I am BUSIER than THE town TASTER, during a CHRISTMAS cookie COMPETITION, at the HOLIDAY food FESTIVAL”
“Don’t SHAKE the CHRISTMAS tree, UNLESS you are WILLING to EAT the TINSEL that FALLS”
 “HAPPIER than ODD jobs Bob, BEHIND the BAR during THE annual, MERRY singles, Christmas MIXER marathon” 
“a LIE travels FASTER than RUDOLPH, meanwhile the TRUTH just MISSED the SLEIGH”
 “Don’t STRAY from the REAL reason, FOR the CHRISTMAS season, CARING is SHARING, never say NOPE to HOLIDAY hope” 
“NEW years DAY is no TIME for CHILLING, so get OFF your REAR and INTO gear, YOU can CHANGE your LIFE, and MAKE it RIGHT, but ONLY if YOU are WILLING”
“Nobody can SHATTER your HOLIDAY spirit, it’s NOT your FAULT that their SILVER bells, are all CRACKED”
Your problems, not mine………
“Don’t hang your LAUNDRY on my CLOTHESLINE”
“I am NOT a MATHEMATICIAN, so PLEASE don’t bring ME any MORE of your PROBLEMS to SOLVE”
“Your total COMMITMENT to DEMENTED logic, is quite IMPRESSIVE”
“Your excess BAGGAGE aint my LUGGAGE, and its NOT my TRIP either”
“I didn’t give you PERMISSION, to let your DRAMA take the CENTER stage, of my SHOW”
“Your MOTHER doesn’t live here, please stop bringing me your DIRTY LAUNDRY”
Cheapskates………..
“Tighter then a PRESSURE COOKER or TUPPERWARE”
“So TIGHT they Could EAT coal, and SHIT diamonds”
“Tighter than the SKIN on a POLISH sausage”
“Tighter than WALLPAPER or a THIRD coat of PAINT”
“Tighter than a CHAIN link FENCE”
“Tighter then BARBWIRE, FIDDLE string, POWER LINE or the SKIRTING on a TRAILER HOUSE”
“Tighter than a BRICK wall or ROAD”
I am busy quotes……
“I am BUSIER, than the LOCAL liquor store, BEFORE a HOLIDAY or a FAMILY reunion”
“BUSIER than a BASS boat STUCK in MISSISSIPPI mud, DURING the ANNUAL anglers CATFISH competition”
“BUSIER than a BOTTLE of BEANO, during THE annual CHILI cook OFF, in ORLANDO Florida, at FESTIVAL park”
“BUSIER than a BULLDOG, guarding a SOUTH Texas SMOKEHOUSE, in the SUMMER”
“BUSIER than A hungry FIELD mouse, INSIDE a CALIFORNIA cereal CROP, during HARVEST season”
“I am BUSIER than the BRICK road at STOCKYARD station, DURING the DAILY downtown CATTLE drive”
“I am BUSIER than a KNOT hole, IN the PRIVATE picket FENCE, of a NORTH Texas NUDIST colony”
“BUSIER than a POCKET perfume, PASSED around IN the POWDER room, AT a SENIOR prom”
“BUSIER than SIDE job BOB, at a SENIOR singles CONVENTION”
“BUSIER than a BOOMTOWN bartender, ON a SINNERS Saturday NIGHT”
“I am BUSIER than the CLEAN up CREW, after the BALL drops, in NEW York city, on NEW years DAY, at TIMES square”
“BUSIER than a CARTOON character, aboard A destination DISNEYLAND cruise”
“BUSIER than a FOAM finger ON a FANS hand, during THE fall FOOTBALL season”
“I am BUSIER than PUMPKIN spice, in FALL”
“BUSIER than a NARCISSIST, with a SELFIE stick, VISITING France, INSIDE the HALL of MIRRORS”
“I am BUSIER than the LOCAL town FLORIST and the HALLMARK store, on MOTHERS day”
“BUSIER than the DALLAS transit AUTHORITY, during the TEXAS state FAIR and RODEO”
“BUSIER than a POT belly STOVE, inside a Montana LOG cabin, DURING the MONTH of DECEMBER”
“BUSIER than a BIKINI shop, IN the BAHAMAS, during spring BREAK”
“I am BUSIER than A small TOWNS local DOCTOR office, during THE peak OF the annual FLU season”
“BUSIER than a BEER maiden in MUNICH, during THE annual OKTOBERFEST celebration”
“I am BUSIER than a short ROUND skirt, AT a downtown DESTINATION wedding, IN the CITY of CHICAGO”
“BUSIER than a BOOMTOWN best BUY, on BLACK friday”
“BUSIER than a GROUP of ground BEETLES, in a CINCINNATI cereal CROP”
“I am BUSIER than an INDIO city, PUBLIC park AND ride, DURING the California COACHELLA festival”
“BUSIER than a BOLL weevil, IN a CALIFORNIA cotton CROP”
“BUSIER than a Dallas DEPARTMENT store, DURING Texas TAX free WEEKEND”
“BUSIER than a BOTTLE of PINK nail POLISH, at A PRETEEN pool PARTY”
“BUSIER than THE dental PROVIDER, for the ALABAMA airhead CANDY corporation EMPLOYEES”
“BUSIER than a PINE beetle, IN the ROCKY mountain FOREST”
“BUSIER than a BOONDOCKS kid, DURING a california CASTING call, inside DISNEYLAND”
“BUSIER than a TABLE saw, IN a WOOD workers WAREHOUSE”
“BUSIER than a BOOMTOWN Walmart, on a BLUE collar PAYDAY”
“BUSIER than a FIELD mouse, IN a CINCINNATI CABBAGE patch”
“I am BUSIER than an EIGHT ball, IN the CORNER pocket, at a PROFESSIONAL pool TOURNAMENT table”
“BUSIER than the CRACKER BARREL on THANKSGIVING day”
“BUSIER than the MARGARITA machine, AT a MEXICAN restaurant, DURING happy HOUR, on HUMP day”
“BUSIER than a BASS boat STUCK in MISSISSIPPI mud, DURING the annual CATFISH competition”
“BUSIER than a ONE eyed SEAMSTRESS, at a DRESS shirt FACTORY, in the BUTTON department”
“I am BUSIER than A teenage BABYSITTER, with a SET of TRIPLETS, on a FRIDAY night, at FEEDING time”
“I am BUSIER than the COMMUNITY pool, AT the local YMCA, during the SUMMER break”
“BUSIER than a COLONY of CARPENTER ant, INVADING a Colorado LOG cabin”
“BUSIER than a GOPHER snake, IN the GRAND canyon”
“I am BUSIER than THE class CLOWN, at THE town CIRCUS, inside the FUN house”
“BUSIER than a FAMILY of MICE, at a CHEDDAR cheese COMPANY, after CLOSING time”
“BUSIER than the LOCAL fireworks STAND, on the FOURTH of JULY”
“BUSIER than a SMALL town SNOW cone STAND in the MONTH of JULY”
“Busier than a GROUNDHOG, in GRANDPAS garden”
“BUSIER than a BOTTLE of BLEACH, at a California CRIME scene CLEAN up”
“I am BUSIER than a ONE armed WINDOW washer WITH acrophobia, ON the TOP floor, OF a downtown CITY skyscraper”
“BUSIER than a MOSQUITO, trapped IN a BLOOD bank, AFTER hours”
“BUSIER than a CANADIAN polar BEAR, in a SNOW storm AND a BLIZZARD, during HUNTING season”
“BUSIER than a BROWN bunny, AT a CALIFORNIA carrot FARM”
“BUSIER than a FLOCK of CROWS clearing a NEBRASKA corn FIELD”
“BUSIER than a RACOON in a MISSISSIPPI pecan GROVE, during HARVEST season”
“I am BUSIER than a WHITE tail DEER, in a VERMONT maple TREE plantation”
“BUSIER than A SQUIRREL, visiting the MISSISSIPPI pecan FESTIVAL”
“BUSIER than a FLEA beetle, AT an IDAHO potato PLANTATION”
“I am BUSIER than a SPIDER monkey, IN a COLUMBIAN fruit PLANTATION”
“I am BUSIER than a RED squirrel IN a CANADIAN pine TREE forest”
“I am BUSIER than a WOODPECKER visiting THE local LUMBERYARD”
“I am BUSIER than a BLACK bear, IN the REDWOOD forest, during PICNIC season”
“I am BUSIER than a MOTH, trapped in a SWEATER factory”
“I am BUSIER than the GUARD dog AT the local MEAT packing PLANT, after CLOSING time”
“I am BUSIER than a LITTER of KITTENS, at THE local YARN factory”
“I am BUSIER than a BROOM in the HOME office, OF a ROCK quarry”
“BUSIER than the LOCAL locksmith, at DOORS unlimited”
“BUSIER than a SET of JUMPER cables at a DOWNTOWN flea MARKET”
“BUSIER than a MEXICAN restaurant, on TACO Tuesday”
“I am BUSIER than a SET of PLATES and the DISHWASHER, at an ALL you CAN eat BUFFET”
“BUSIER than a CROW, in a GEORGIA peanut PLANTATION”
“BUSIER that a GARDEN rake in FALL”
“I am BUSIER than A red VELVET rope, AT the Hollywood OSCARS”
“I am BUSIER than a HIGHWAY flagger WITH the HIVES, or a ROPE at a RODEO”
“BUSIER than the GIFT wrapping ROOM, at GRANDMA’S house, on CHRISTMAS EVE”
“BUSIER than a BOOMTOWN cafe, after a SUNDAY morning SERMON”
“BUSIER than a BOX of KLEENEX, at a PEPPER factory”
“I am BUSIER than a RAT snake, AT a CHICKEN ranch, INSIDE the HEN house”
“BUSIER than a BOX fan AT the VFW on BINGO night, in the MONTH of AUGUST, and the STATE of TEXAS”
“I am BUSIER  than JILLIAN MICHAELS and DENISE AUSTIN, visiting a FAT FARM”
“I am BUSIER than the MAKE UP team and PROP folks, from the WALKING DEAD”
“BUSIER than a BROOM trying to CLEAN a DIRT floor”
“BUSIER than a FAMILY of RACOONS visiting a GEORGIA peach FESTIVAL”
“I am BUSIER than a ONE legged STRIPPER, trying to CLIMB, the CENTER stage POLE, at a FRIDAY night COMPETITION”
“Busier than the LAWN man MOWING the back 40 with a MACHETE”
“Busier than a SURFER during a TSUNAMI”
“BUSIER than the GOODWILL donation CENTER, after IRS refunds were CASHED”
“Busier than the PASADENA town FLORIST, before the ROSEPARADE”
“BUSIER than a GARDEN hose, trying to FILL a RAT hole”
“Busier than a one armed CATTLEMAN, during BRANDING season”
“I am BUSIER than FLORIDA’S state liquor WAREHOUSE, after MIAMI’S spring BREAK”
Crazy or not all there…..
A couple of fruit TREES shy of an ORCHARD”
“If COMMON sense was GUN powder, SOME people wouldn’t HAVE enough, to BREAK wind”
“She would TRIP over a CORDLESS vacuum”
“Their SIDEWALK doesn’t MEET the PORCH”
“COMMON sense IS like a BELT, the PEOPLE that NEED it the MOST, don’t USE it at ALL, but RUN around SHOWING what an  ASS they ARE anyway”
“a SQUIRREL’S dinner” (nuts)
“a SQUIRREL’S buffet” (mixed nuts, more than one)
“IGNORANCE, is REALIZING there IS an INTERSTATE, and You PREFER to TAKE a DIRT road, I won’t FOLLOW you INTO the MUD”
“some FOLKS would SELL the family TRACTOR, just to BUY a PLOW”
“some FOLKS are a few CROPS shy of the family FARM”
“some PEOPLE are NUTTIER than a SNICKERS bar, DIPPED in extra CRUNCHY peanut BUTTER”
“You should NEVER put your MOUTH into DRIVE, and LEAVE your BRAIN in NEUTRAL” (think before you speak)
“YOU will NEVER lead a CONVERSATION, if the WORDS spoken ARE the VOICE of IGNORANCE, they will FALL on DEAF ears, in an EDUCATED society”
“A few GEESE shy of a FLOCK”
“Some folks were BORN with a JAGUAR chassis, and a MOPED mind” God bless them all
“A few ANIMALS short of a ZOO”
“A few PROGRAMS shy of a NETWORK”
” as SHARP, as a RUBBER ball” IE they are really NEVER, in the GAME”
“A couple of PLANTS short of a GREENHOUSE”
“That guy could start a FIGHT, with a CONCRETE statue”
“my IMMUNITY for IGNORANCE, is at an ALL time LOW, I WISH there WAS a VACCINATION, for other people’s STUPIDITY”
“You could send them to the STORE for BREAD, and they would come home with MILK”
“A few ANIMALS, shy of a FARM”
” a FOOL doesn’t ask QUESTIONS, because even he KNOWS, the ANSWERS will only fall on DEAF ears” (don’t be a fool)
“LIGHT may be FASTER than sound, until you LISTEN to somebody and REALIZE, their BULB ain’t been LIT in a LONG TIME”
“A few CANS shy of an OIL change”
“There’s SMOKE coming from the CHIMNEY, but no WOOD in the FIREPLACE”
“A few WHEELS shy of a DOOLEY”
“Their DRIVEWAY is a few FEET shy of the GARAGE”
“A few LETTERS shy of the ALPHABET”
“A few CHAPTERS short of a NOVEL”
“Can’t tell CONCRETE from QUICKSAND”
“Can’t SEE the CORN field, for the CROP”
“COMMON sense is LIKE a BRA, the WOMAN that NEEDS it the MOST, won’t WEAR one at ALL, showing WHAT a BOOB she IS anyway”
“Can’t tell the difference between a HEFFER and a BULL”
“never ENTER an ARGUMENT, with a MORON, because your AUDIENCE, won’t be able to RECOGNIZE the DIFFERENCE “
“I am too OLD to SHUT my MOUTH anymore, so I ALLOW my TONGUE to just ROLL out the RED carpet, at other folks STUPIDITY”
“Think a MULE, is a THOROBRED”
“A few ACCESORIES shy of a WARDROBE”
“PLEASE don’t INVITE any more CLOWNS, to my CIRCUS”
“If COMMON sense was CHEDDAR cheese, SOME people wouldn’t HAVE enough, to SET a MOUSE trap”
“With ALL the LANGUAGES there are to SPEAK, don’t ALLOW stupidity, to be your only VOCABULARY”
Miscellaneous………
 “WORRYING is like RIDING a Hamster WHEEL, it keeps you BUSY, without getting ANYWHERE”
“You CAN be the squeaky DOOR that gets the OIL, without BEING the EXIT people want to RUN for” (be heard without being feared)
“Dirty DEEDS can LEAVE you with UNCLEAN hands, that are clearly  VISIBLE to the PEOPLE, who REFUSE to SHAKE them”
“MENOPAUSE has me FEELING like, TEN pounds of SAUSAGE, packed into a FIVE pound LINK”
“MENOPAUSE is DIVING into LIFE, from a POPSICLE stick PLATFORM”
“The JOURNEY from MATURITY to MENOPAUSE, IS comparable to, LEAVING a BLOCK party, and ENTERING a STREET fight, UNARMED”
“MENOPAUSE has ME more CONFUSED, than an ESCAPED farm ANIMAL, trapped IN a FOOTBALL field, SURROUNDED by ASTROTURF”
“I am HAPPIER than a FLOCK of CROWS clearing a CORN field, or a FAMILY of MICE, trapped in a CHEESE factory”
“OLD age has ME feeling like  I FOUGHT off a GRIZZLY in my SLEEP, with a TOOTHPICK”
“MENOPAUSE in a WOMAN, is like a CELLPHONE without a SIGNAL, or a COMPUTER minus the INTERNET”
“With the MENOPAUSE, every TIME I start WORKING, my BRAIN takes a BREAK” God bless OLD age
“Dear LORD please BLESS all the PEOPLE that Confuse STUPIDITY with RIGHTEOUSNESS” Amen
“some FOLKS could BITE into a RACK of RIBS, without ever GREASING their GUMS” (they have a bigmouth)
“if you ALLOW a STRAY animal to STEAL your EGGS Today, he will be back TOMORROW to KILL your CHICKENS” (forgiveness is not always required)
“MENOPAUSE has ME more CONFUSED, than a MOSQUITO, trapped in a MORTUARY”
“the CHOICES you make TODAY, can lay the FOUNDATION of who you WILL become TOMORROW, choose WISELY”
“HUMANITY should NEVER be CONSISTENT to IGNORANCE, there is no ENTRANCE for KNOWLEDGE, in a closed MIND”
“If you ATTEMPT to MOLD yourself INTO what SOCIETY expects YOU to be, WE would LIVE in a WORLD of MANNEQUINS” (be yourself)
“MENOPAUSE has me more CONFUSED, than a BABY, visiting a DAIRY FARM, I don’t know if I am COMING or GOING”
“don’t be as COMMON as CORNBREAD, be the BLUEBERRY muffin in the BREAD basket, other people WANT to REACH for”
“A SQUEAKY chair will ALWAYS get the GLUE, meanwhile, a SILENT RUG will be CONTINUED to be WALKED upon” (don’t be afraid to be seen or heard)
“if your friends aren’t CELEBRATING your SUCCESS, it’s because of the SORROW they HAVE for their own FAILURES”
“MENOPAUSE has me FEELING like, I am carrying the CARGO weight of a 747, that is too HEAVY, for TAKE off”
“MENOPAUSE comes on like a LOCOMOTIVE, and HALF way to your DESTINATION, makes YOU want to JUMP the TRACKS”
“I LOOK like I was DRUG behind a CATTLE hauler, on a TRIP around the WORLD” (I look like $HIT)
“SHAKING your FIST, won’t PEDDLE the BICYCLE” (anger never helps)
“God bless the PEOPLE that confuse IGNORANCE for NOBILITY”
“it’s ok to BREAK down sometimes, just don’t UNLOAD your VEHICLE, and take up RESIDENCY there”
“in COMMUNICATING with others, it is always WISE, to ENSURE that STUPIDITY, isn’t your LANGUAGE of CHOICE”
“I would rather go HUNGRY for the TRUTH, than be FED with a LIE”
“there is no ENTRANCE for KNOWLEDGE, in a CLOSED mind”
“without COMMON sense, your WEALTH today can be your POVERTY TOMORROW”
“a LIE can travel FASTER than SOUND, when the TRUTH moves, at a WALKING pace, searching for an EAR to LISTEN”
“there aren’t any ODDS in LOSING, if you have never PLAYED, there won’t be a PERCENTAGE to WIN either”
“If you are LOUDER than a MARCHING BAND in a PARADE, don’t expect me to WALK with you”
“If you want the HONEY from the HIVE, don’t complain about getting STUNG”
“Even if you STEP in old SHIT, it’s still gonna STINK” (old problems don’t go away)
“don’t DRINK your NEIGHBORS wine, then TELL your FRIENDS, it was SOUR” (don’t be two faced)
“KINDNESS and MANNERS aren’t over RATED, in today’s SOCIETY, they are just UNDER appreciated”
“HATRED can be a VIRUS, but COMPASSION for others, can be the CURE”
“If you CANT offer ENCOURAGEMENT to others, don’t EXPECT them, to be in YOUR audience for APPLAUSE”
“don’t give anybody PERMISSION, to BRING their LUGGAGE, on your TRIP” (their problems, not yours)
“don’t break BREAD, with your HUSBAND, then tell your FAMILY, you went HUNGRY” (speak good of your husband)
“it’s much EASIER, to keep your MORALS, within you at ALL times, then to FIND them, once they are LOST”
“don’t HANG onto a MISTAKE, just BECAUSE of the TIME and EFFORT you put INTO it, it’s NOT on your PLAYLIST, don’t hit REPEAT, find a NEW song to SING, and DANCE on”
“don’t be like a bad JOKE, if you have to EXPLAIN the PUNCHLINE, you are in FRONT of the wrong AUDIENCE”
“MENOPAUSE is like a SPORTS bra, it takes your CUP size to LENTH, and CHANGES your TOLERANCE to IMMUNITY”
“OLD AGE has me FEELING like, I HITCHED a RIDE on the GRILL of an 18 WHEELER, while IT was STILL in TRANSIT”
“This isn’t a RESERVATION and I ain’t a WOODEN INDIAN, so don’t expect me to stand STILL for your WAR DANCE”
Inspirational…..,
#cindyism #quote #thepawningplanners 
“NEVER ALLOW yesterday’s FAILURES to DETOUR today’s GOALS”
 “The WORLD is a PHOTO album, CREATE your MOMENTS, and FILL the BOOK” 
 “you WEREN’T born to SURVIVE, you were BORN to LIVE, are you CELEBRATING yet?”
“Faith is getting in the DRIVERS seat, without a LICENSE, and asking JESUS to TAKE the WHEEL”
“PEOPLE don’t WEAR their STRUGGLES on their SLEEVES, so DONT be AFRAID to ROLL up YOURS and HELP them out, BY being a BLESSING, and NOT another BURDEN”
“HEAVEN has no PEANUT gallery or BOX seats, in his THEATER, we will STAND before HIM, as EQUALS”
“If YOU don’t FOCUS on YOUR journey to SUCCESS, you WILL end up WORKING, for the PERSON who DID”
“GRANDCHILDREN are the SUGAR in your COFFEE, that could SWEETEN the LEMON in your TEA, and Gods BIGGEST blessing of ALL”
“FAMILIES are LIKE the OCEAN, there WILL be LOW tides and HIGH tides AS we RIDE the WAVES together, IN a SEA of LOVE”
“HAPPINESS isn’t about GETTING your WAY all the TIME, it’s about APPRECIATING the JOURNEY, and being GRATEFUL for the TRIP”
“a BEAUTIFUL person THAT is PESSIMISTIC, is LIKE a HAVING a MANSION in the MIDDLE of SKID row, NICE to LOOK at, BUT ain’t NOBODY buying IT” (they will NEVER fit in)
“HAVING a NARROW mind, IS like PLANTING on BARREN land, BOTH will YIELD futile RESULTS”
“YOU can’t LEAD a CONGREGATION, without TURNING your BACK, on the CHOIR, focus on WHATS in FRONT of you, RIGHT now” Amen
“CONFIDENCE is CONTAGIOUS, to be BLEAK is a BORE, to be HUMBLE is HAPPINESS, be GRATEFUL and MORE”
“If every BATTLE fought was EASILY won, would YOU still APPRECIATE, the VICTORY?”
“Unsolicited KINDNESS will LEAVE an IMPRESSION on a STRANGER’S soul, that will INSPIRE them to PASS it on”
“KNOWLEDGE is KNOWING horses TRAVEL in teams, WISDOM is KNOWING to MOVE, when THERE is a STAMPEDE”
“if you BELIEVE in YOURSELF first, everyone ELSE will EVENTUALLY follow” CONFIDENCE is CONTAGIOUS😇
“KNOWLEDGE is KNOWING how to PLANT a GARDEN, and WISDOM is KNOWING, it will TAKE time, to GROW” because…..PATIENCE is a VIRTUE
“FAILURES are the MUSCLE, that will PROVIDE you WITH the STRENGTH, needed to SUCCEED”
“EDUCATION is EVERYTHING, you DONT bring a GLASS wrecking ball to a DEMOLITION site, being UNEDUCATED in TODAYS society, is a STRONG comparison”
“The ROAD to SUCCESS can be FULL of DETOURS, focus ON your DESTINATION, before MAKING a WRONG turn, and MISSING your EXIT”
“KNOWLEDGE is KNOWING that you ARE on the RIGHT track to SUCCESS, wisdom is KNOWING that EVENTUALLY, you WILL cross the FINISH line”
“A PESSIMIST will never CLIMB the LADDER, assuming a FALL, an OPTIMIST will CLIMB a MOUNTAIN, and ATTEMPT to TOUCH the SKY”
“when you ARE a LIMITED edition, you SHOULD never TRY to FIT in, go AHEAD and STAND out, an AUDIENCE will EVENTUALLY follow”
“The UGLIEST tree, in the ORCHARD, can BARE the SWEETEST fruit, MEANWHILE……the STRAIGHTEST tree in THE forest, has the MOST twisted roots” Don’t JUDGE anyone or anything, by APPEARANCE.
“The SWEETEST grapes in the VINEYARD were GROWN from the most TWISTED vines” (Don’t judge anybody by their relatives)
“a TRIUMPH is usually WON, from NUMEROUS failed EFFORTS, never ALLOW your FIRST defeat, to BE your LAST attempt”
“Even if NOBODY can APPRECIATE your VALUE, it WILL never DEPRECIATE your WORTH” LIKE yourself, BEFORE anybody ELSE!
“BUILD your FAMILY ties, as STRONG as a COUNTRY fence, MULE high, HOG tight, and BULL strong, and NOBODY can ever BREAK them”
“if you WANT to FLY, don’t SURROUND yourself WITH a FLOCK that is CONSTANTLY attempting to CLIP your WINGS, you CAN soar ALONE”
“GRANDCHILDREN could SWEETEN a DILL pickle”
“YOU should never PRAY to FIT in, ESPECIALLY when YOU were already BLESSED to STAND out”
“KNOWLEDGE is KNOWING, you ARE loved, WISDOM is KNOWING, to not TAKE somebody’s LOVE for GRANTED”
“HAPPINESS starts, when NOTHING is PLANNED, but EVERYTHING is APPRECIATED”
“SUCCESS starts with a PLAN and MOTIVATION each day, FAILURE begins with CHAOS and a WISH”
“OPPORTUNITIES are like RAINBOWS, they CAN both DISAPPEAR before THEY are APPRECIATED”
“HATERS will WATCH you CLIMB the tallest TREE, attempting to REACH the SKY, and then they WILL tell EVERYONE, That you TRIED it, only BECAUSE you are UNABLE to FLY”
“NOTHING should be DIVIDED by COLOR, EXCEPT your LAUNDRY, babies aren’t BORN to HATE, they are TAUGHT” who WAS their TEACHER? God bless us ALL
“don’t ATTEMPT to RESURRECT the FAILURES of your PAST, any CPR given WOULD just be a WASTE of BREATH and TIME”
“Be the SUGAR in other people’s COFFEE, and NOT the LEMON, in other people’s TEA”
“In the NECKLACE of LIFE, don’t BE an AVERAGE bead ON a STRING, stay CENTERED, and BE the PENDANT, I would RATHER be the FOCUS of ATTENTION, than TO get LOST on the CHAIN”
“I would rather be DETOURED, on the ROAD to SUCCESS, than to have NEVER made the TRIP”
“if you WEREN’T taught COMPASSION, you will NEVER feel EMPATHY, you CANT make GRAVY out of WATER”
“be the ROSE, even IF you are in a garden, SURROUNDED by a BED of THORNS and MANURE”
“if you don’t HAVE the VOICE to SING, then SHOW them how YOU can DANCE”
“you will NEVER win the GAME, if you REFUSE to PLAY”
“never ATTEMPT to BLEND in, be the RARE breed that STANDS out, or YOU will just END up, getting LOST in the HERD”
“If you are FISHING for SUCCESS, make SURE you are USING the correct BAIT, if NOT, CHANGE your LURE and your STRATEGY”
“If you CANT be a DRAGON in this LIFE, then be the SLAYER, and keep KILLING it EVERY day”
“Your ENEMIES will WATCH you CLIMB the LADDER, waiting for you to FALL, keep on CLIMBING, even if they never APPLAUSE”
“Never allow the THIEF named WORRY, to STEAL your HAPPINESS in LIFE, and ROB you, of your JOY”
“NEVER allow other people’s OPINIONS, to ever DETOUR your DESTINATION”
“be as COLORFUL as a RAINBOW, in the LIVES of the less FORTUNATE, living BENEATH a CLOUD”
“Dont give A GREEN light to your PAST, and ALLOW it, to put you at a RED light for your FUTURE”
“INTELLIGENCE is KNOWING the right PATH, WISDOM is KNOWING when to TAKE it”
“SUCCESS is like COOKING, without the right INGREDIENTS, IE AMBITIONS, nobody gets FED”
“I have no REGRETS for YESTERDAY, just GIVES me more INSPIRATION for TOMORROW”
“Everyone’s FAILURES are the LEARNING curve’s needed to PLAY ball, in the WORLD of SUCCESS”
“never ALLOW yesterday’s MISTAKES to DETOUR tomorrow’s EFFORTS, for ACHIEVEMENT”
“don’t be as COMMON as CORNBREAD, be the BLUEBERRY muffin in the BREAD basket, other people WANT to REACH for”
“keep your GOALS in FRONT of you, and LEAVE your FAILURES, in the REAR view MIRROR”
“LEADERSHIP is not TEACHING others to PICK up STICKS, its GIVING them the KNOWLEDGE to MAKE a FIRE”
“You can’t REWRITE, the INTRODUCTION to your MEMOIR, but you CAN start any TIME, to CHANGE the last CHAPTER”
“SUCCESS is like a ROAD TRIP, you TRAVEL from FAILURE to FAILURE, without ever LOSING sight of your DESTINATION”
“There is no PRICE tag for SUCCESS, because DETERMINATION is PRICELESS”
“don’t allow your TEARS for TODAY, to DETOUR any HOPE you have for TOMORROW”
“you will NEVER cross the RIVER, if you ALLOW your FEARS, to KEEP you on DRY land”
“NEVER allow YOUR life’s ROADBLOCKS, to become your DESTINATION”
“don’t ALLOW the WISDOM that you HAVE, to PREVENT you from OBTAINING the KNOWLEDGE that you NEED”
“kick up your HEELS today, because no matter WHERE you DANCE, its gonna BEAT being SIX feet under”
“Its BETTER to be CLOTHED in FAILURES, than be NAKED, because YOU never TRIED”
“Keep CLIMBING the LADDER, until you make it to the TOP, because the ONLY person, that will KNOW how MANY times you FELL, is YOU”
“FAILURES are the SEEDS that you PLANT, before you REAP, a HARVEST of SUCCESS”
“don’t let life’s OBSTACLES slow you DOWN, because ONE of them, could be your VEHICLE for SUCCESS”
“your SUCCESS, isn’t determined by, how LONG it took to GET there, but by the AMBITION, you had to make the TRIP”
“nobody can BREAK your SPIRIT, unless you hand them the SADDLE, and give them PERMISSION, for the RIDE”
“EDUCATE your CHILD today, and you will CREATE a LEGACY of KNOWLEDGE, for them TOMORROW”
“self DOUBT can be a VIRUS, allow your COURAGE to be the CURE”
“Don’t CRY over your FAILURES, instead LAUGH at your SUCCESS”
“let your SUCCESS open the DOORS, that your FAILURES, had CLOSED”
“if you allow FEAR to be your CRUTCH, then you have ACCEPTED a LIFETIME of DISABILITY”
“allow yesterday’s MISTAKES, to PAVE the ROAD for tomorrow’s GOALS”
“Although I migh NOT be the DIAMOND, you HOPED for, this CUBIC ZICONIA, is going to SHINE ON”!
“my goals are NOT based on my ABILITY, but on my AMBITIONS”
“If you are STUCK, at the CROSSROADS, then you must CHOOSE a new DESTINATION”
“If you are PACKING, your LUGGAGE, for SUCCESS, don’t FORGET to BRING, your COMMON sense”
“don’t spend all your time celebrating SUCCESS, without LEARNING a LESSON, from the FAILURES, it took to get you there”
“don’t allow your life’s DETOURS, to become your DESTINATION”
“if you TEACH your child EMPATHY today, they will have the KNOWLEDGE of COMPASSION tomorrow”
“my LIFE is about making a DIFFERENCE, and NOT about making a LIVING”
“if NEGATIVITY, is other people’s AMMUNITION, let SUCCESS be your BULLET proof VEST”
“my STRUGGLES, are just DETOURS, my ENDURANCE is my Road MAP”
“don’t allow YESTERDAYS road blocks, to DETERMINE tomorrow’s DESTINATION”
“FAITH is getting in the DRIVERS seat, WITHOUT a LICENSE, and ALLOWING Jesus to take the WHEEL” God bless us ALL!
“nobody can BREAK your STRIDE, unless, you get off your HORSE, and HAND them, the REINS”
“To gain KNOWLEDGE is a GIFT, even if FAILURE was YOUR only TEACHER”
“be PERSISTENT to get what you WANT, and when you DO, have the COMMON sense, to KEEP it”
“ACQUIRE anything EASILY, it WONT be MISSED when ITS gone, THINGS that MATTER the MOST, are WHAT you FOUGHT for, and WON”
“even if the HIGHWAY to your GOALS, is under CONSTRUCTION, you still have TIME, to PLAN an ALTERNATE ROUTE”
“HAPPINESS isn’t OWNED, by ANYBODY, its RENTED, and PAYMENT is DUE DAILY” By YOU! (Make your OWN happy)
Remember….,
#cindyism #thepawningplanners #QUOTE
“you will NEVER see a RAINBOW, if your HEAD is BURIED in the SAND”
 “FAITH is JUMPING in the WATER, when you DONT know HOW to SWIM”
 

********soldiers prayer*******
“PRAY for the HEROES that SHED blood FOR the BATTLE, and COUNTLESS others, who LOST their LIMBS, to PROTECT the INNOCENCE of CHILDREN, from a WAR called FREEDOM, too many SOLDIERS paid the ULTIMATE price, in the END” 
 

FREEDOM ain’t FREE! Just ASK any SOLDIER that FOUGHT, for YOUR FREEDOM!
 

God bless them all, Amen


 Crazy stuff happens, we meet a lot of folks, some not so nice, others we will be lifelong  friends with.  One thing you can always count on,  I am gonna come up with some pretty dang funny #cindyism to sum up the situation with lol!  God bless us all

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cindy daniel maryssa mahaney makenna mahaney wendy wortham

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